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Hitting The Insensitive Trifecta

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• So now Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead. Bye bye. What I think is funny is that Michael Berg, the father of one of Zarqawi’s beheading victims, said that not only did he “learn to forgive” Zarqawi for lopping his kid’s head off, but he also said that, “I have no sense of relief, just sadness that another human being had to die.” Goddamn did the wrong Berg go over to Iraq.

• Speaking of commies, it seems that the Jersey Girls caught Ann Coulter’s ire, and the conservative skeletor then said some not-so-nice things about these harpies. If you don’t remember, these bitches used the memories of their husbands, who died in the 9/11 attacks, to repeat some Democrat talking points in the ’04 election season. Of course Ann’s comments are causing outrage, with even Hitlery getting in on the action. I’m not a huge Coulter fan, but to these “Witches of East Brunswick” I say too fucking bad. If you are going to exploit your dead spouses in hopes of electing your boy Kerry as president, then get ready for some backlash. Like I’ve said before regarding this issue, if I had to wake up next to and listen to anyone of this group day in and day out for a prolonged period of time I probably would have jumped from the World Trade Center before 9/11/01. However, I have to take Ann to task on one premise, and that is when she said, “I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much.” When it’s my turn to say “what’s up” to the Reaper, just wait and see how quickly my life insurance policy gets cashed in.

• I might as well complete my insensitive trifecta by talking about a local story. Apparently, some bad heroin (as opposed to the “good” kind found in the organic section of the crack house/meth lab/wherever this shit is made) has been shipped out to the Shittsburgh area, killing some users (and even a few people from the *gasp!* suburbs). Cops have been trying to figure out where the source is coming from, and they’re hoping to collect as much of the bad heroin as possible. I say why bother; let the addicts kill themselves. Hell, give me a bag and I’ll deliver one (or ten) to my crack-whore sister-in-law’s place of residence, provided that she hasn’t been evicted yet. Also, wouldn’t it be better to have this shit out on the street? Maybe it will scare some people out of trying this stuff out. Oh, and from what I heard the bags this deadly dope is in have labels printed on them titled “Get high or die tryin.'” At least its producer can’t be accused of false advertising.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

June 8, 2006 at 8:16 pm

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