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No Free Lunch, But Free Parking

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So here’s some local stuff that’s going on in my redneck of the woods.

It probably won’t rate a segment on cable television’s “Parking Wars,” but the fact that a small group of relocated employees at the Westmoreland County Courthouse will get free parking has permanent staffers up in arms.

When more than 30 juvenile probation workers report to work Monday morning, they will get to park for free in a lot about two blocks from the courthouse.

With a $4 million project set to begin this year to remodel the juvenile detention center, probation workers had to be relocated. On Monday, the staff will take over vacant office space on the third floor of the courthouse.

Those workers were given more than 30 parking spots in a gravel lot on Otterman Street that is owned by the county’s redevelopment authority. They now park for free in a lot outside the juvenile detention center in Hempfield.

Meanwhile, the majority of more than 500 permanent courthouse staffers will have to pay to park in city garages or pump coins into street-side parking meters.

Now there’s a bunch of blahblahblah to this article, but the last two paragraphs caught my attention.

Ted Kopas, chief of staff to Westmoreland County Commissioner Tom Balya, said Friday that free parking was given to juvenile probation officers out of “fairness.”

“It wouldn’t be right to ask them to pay for parking because of a project the county is doing,” Kopas said.

“Fairness.” Interesting. You see, in this same county there is some road construction going on due to some hippie EPA order. This construction is going on along a patch of road that’s home to a bunch of local businesses, who are understandably pissed off about the whole thing. “No need to worry,” the politicians said, “this construction won’t affect any of the businesses.”

Oh no?

Less than two months into construction a corner store shut its doors. The reason? The road construction turned away many of the customers. The amount of businesses went down so much that this store lost its lottery machine, and the owner decided to call it a day.

Now in the interest of “fairness,” I think the State should allow this store owner, who from what I was told had been in business for decades, to keep his lottery machine and stay in business. But wait, this store is in the PRIVATE sector.

Maybe the store owner should have asked for a bailout.

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March 28, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Posted in Life

A Message To Sean Hannity

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I haven’t really paid attention to your new solo show weeknights on OMGFAUXNEWSLOL2009~! However, when I heard back in February that Gilbert Gottfried was going to be one of your GREAT AMERICAN PANELISTS, I couldn’t resist. Finally got around to looking up a clip on YouTube of this segment to replay one of the highlights.

What also made me laugh was George Allen (to the left) then trying to make a serious douchey statement about roids in baseball. You’re not running for office anymore. Lighten up for God’s sake.

Here’s another clip. The first 0:54 pretty much sums up why I don’t bother watching these shows on a regular basis. The rest of the clip is why I watched this particular episode.

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March 25, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Posted in Entertainment

High Court Homophwobe

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So Barney Fwank thinks Scalia is a homophobe.

“I wouldn’t want wit to gwo to the Wonited Stwates Suprewme Court now because that homophwobe Antwonin Scawlwa has woo many wotes on wis cuwent cwourt.”

I swear to Christ you could just burn sound clips of this guy to a CD and it would outsell at least half the comedy albums out there.

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March 23, 2009 at 9:22 pm

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A Fight With The Octo-Mom

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Those bitches. How dare they think the Octo-Mom is an unfit parent?

Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has fired a nonprofit group of nurses that helped care for her children, accusing the group of spying on her and reporting her to child welfare officials, her spokesman said Monday.

Suleman attorney Jeff Czech said the relationship started badly between Suleman and Angels in Waiting, which has been training nannies paid by Suleman at the family’s La Habra home.

Last month an attorney for Angels in Waiting filed a complaint against Suleman with child welfare officials, seeking an investigation into whether the mother could provide a suitable environment for her 14 children.

Suleman later had several confrontations with the nurses, Czech said, and the situation grew unbearable Sunday when Suleman came to believe that Angels in Waiting founder Linda West-Conforti was allegedly filing a report against her with child welfare officials.

“It started out adversarial and never really resolved itself,” Czech told The Associated Press. “Nadya felt that she was being judged wrongfully and she didn’t need it. All it did was make a difficult situation worse.”

Now here’s the big shocker…

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March 23, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Posted in News

Bogus Bonus Bitching

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Before you start saying OMG TAX THE RICH, remember that one day it may be you in the government’s cross-hairs. Hell hath no fury like a public official with an ax to grind.

Acting swiftly, the Democratic-led House approved a bill Thursday to slap punishing taxes on big employee bonuses at firms bailed out by taxpayers. In some cases the bonuses might be taxed 100 percent leaving the recipients with nothing.

The bill would impose a 90 percent tax on bonuses given to employees with family incomes above $250,000 at American International Group and other companies that have received at least $5 billion in government bailout money.

“We want our money back now for the taxpayers,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said…

Then why did you do this, you cunt?

…Democrats led the charge in an attempt to get in front of raging public anger over the AIG bonuses, even though a provision that would have made such payouts illegal was stripped from last month’s $787 billion stimulus bill by its Democratic sponsors.

And let’s also strip the retention bonuses of these people.

Fannie Mae is due to pay retention bonuses of between $470,000 and $611,000 this year to some executives, despite enormous losses at the government-backed mortgage company. Fannie’s main rival, Freddie Mac, also plans to pay such bonuses but hasn’t yet provided details.

And while we’re at it, let’s have Barney Fwank take a bit out of his account just for shits and giggles.

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March 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Posted in News

A Message To Bracket Hussein

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Nice to see you have enough time to go on late-night television and fill out a March Madness bracket — It’s not like you have anything better to do, o’ favorite Son of Kenya. On second thought, if this Bread and Circuses routine keeps you distracted for any length of time from implementing your socialist schemes, I’ll ask you to fill out a bracket for the remaining NIT rounds. Actually, during the whole Clinton impeachment period, I was all for the process. It wasn’t partisan; it was more because it kept Congress and the Prez from doing anything else.

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March 18, 2009 at 9:25 pm

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A Message To South Africa

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Thank Christ you people have resources that America doesn’t care about (at least not any more — damn you Civil War). Dealing with Middle Eastern culture is bad enough.

Lesbians living in South Africa are being raped by men who believe it will ‘cure’ them of their sexual orientation, a report has revealed.

Women are reporting a rising tide of brutal homophobic attacks and murders and the widespread use of ‘corrective’ rape as a form of punishment.

The report, commissioned by international NGO ActionAid, called for South Africa’s criminal justice system to recognise the rapes as hate crimes as police are reportedly failing to take action over the spiralling violence.

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March 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm

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Special Edition Gift For Allies Across The Pond

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Did President Hussein at least remove the price stickers from the DVDs before giving them to one of our country’s top allies? For all the spending you’re doing, shitdick, I at least hope these movies are the super-special editions with commentary and other features.

Well, what would you buy Gordon Brown? He’s not a man known for pleasure – rather as the sort to take an afternoon’s summer holiday before heading straight back to work, so it must be hard. But President Hussein can’t have predicted the scornful response of the Daily Mail when he decided to pick Gordon up a few DVDs.

In return for a pen holder carved from the timbers of the sister ship of the one the White House desk is made from and a first edition of a seven-volume biography of Winston Churchill, the Mail is appalled that “Barack Osama, the leader of the world’s richest country” gave Brown a box set of 25 DVDs selected by the American Film Institute. These, it says, include Raging Bull, Casablanca, Psycho and The Graduate. It is, the Mail says, “a gift about as exciting as a pair of socks”.

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March 12, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Posted in News