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Why the hell is a news article with the headline “Iowa man accused of smearing feces on building” on the frickin’ AP wire? During my college days I saw quite a few of Shittsburgh’s fine residents go to the bathroom on various buildings. All this while waiting for the public transportation system to whisk me the hell out of the city.

A man faces criminal mischief charges after he allegedly defecated on a downtown Elgin sidewalk and smeared feces on the door of a building. Authorities said the building houses the Valley Community Coalition. Officials believe the man targeted the organization, but they aren’t sure why…

Uh oh…




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July 16, 2009 at 11:48 pm

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Forget Office Space, How About A F’n Phone?

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So here’s another work story. Except this time it’s not about my workplace. Yeah, I know – stop the presses.

The better half works at the University of Shittsburgh doing research. Don’t ask what because I don’t know nor care, just so long as those phat paychecks keep coming in to my pocket yo. She’s been on this project since March. Now the first few months of this study have been spent by her contacting state agencies in every county across Pennsylvania. That’s 67 counties. Mrs. kkk was working with them all in setting up some database that they all will contribute to and extract information from; it’s supposed to be a big deal. Some counties love it. Some hate it. Whatever. Now, when you are dealing with 67 different organizations you would think that you would have a telephone at your disposal.



Forget getting her own office, which she is supposed to have, the better half has had to work out of a cubicle with a telephone that A) doesn’t dial long distance and B) doesn’t record messages. When you’re dealing with 67 different groups statewide, you kinda need these things. While the Red Tape was being snipped to get such luxuries as a telephone, Mrs. kkk was using her our cell phone network to talk with these 67 agencies. During her first few months on the job, the database was constructed, the training that all 67 counties had to go through was completed and everyone was happy – the 67 counties, Mrs. kkk and Mrs. kkk’s boss.

That was until the cell phone bill came in.

All that gabbing the better half did put us over on our latest cell phone bill. So what did she do? She did what she was told — she sent this to the Finance Department for reimbursement. And what did we she get in her inbox this morning? This:

“Personal cell phone expenses are not eligible for reimbursement. Please see section I.4 of the Travel and Business Expense policy. If it’s going to be necessary to make phone calls away from the office, please review the link provided in the policy for different options. Thanks.”

You got to be fucking kidding me.

Look, the reimbursement is only for $70. The money’s not the issue. It’s the fact these pencil pushers have spent MONTHS getting the better half’s office and phone in place when at least a PHONE should have been all set prior to her first day on the job — especially when the telephone was going to be a pretty important piece of equipment from the get-go.

You know, Shitt U. can’t get dick done when it comes to setting up offices, but they sure know the Travel and Business Expense Policy Handbook. Jesus Tap Dancin’ Christ.

Once the better half’s boss found out about this roadblock, she about had a conniption. After she raised a fuss to the person who wrote the above e-mail, it was advised that Mrs. kkk wait until she goes on another business trip and include this phone reimbursement in with her per diem expenses.

Kiss my black cracker ass.

Thanks to the shitdicks I worked for prior to my current place of employment, I can see this bear trap a mile away. The better half’s next business trip will take place sometime in December. And when she enters this cell phone expense in with the rest of her paperwork, these same rat bastards will red flag this and “won’t remember” telling her to enter this cell phone stuff onto this reimbursement sheet.

For the record, the better half doesn’t have an office yet. Now while it’s not the end of the world working from a cubicle, she’s constantly on the phone talking about confidential information, which is some sort of violation. Wonder if that’s in a Policy Handbook?

One final note: Mrs. kkk was also told to itemize all her work-related cell phone calls, which she spent more than half her workday today completing. Now keep in mind, our original reimbursement request was just to cover the overage charge to our cell phone bill. The itemized bill takes each call she made and does a “per minute” charge. What is the total of this bill? $90.

So these assclowns now “owe” us an extra $20.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

July 16, 2009 at 11:35 pm

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KKKrs-One Attacks

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Here’s the latest tagged/note thing from Facebook. Once I got to “Biggest Fear” I knew I made the right choice as to which rap artist to go with. And it was a tough selection process.

My Life According To … Boogie Down Productions/KRS-One

Using only song names from one artist, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title under penalty of death. Repost as “my life according to (band name).” Blahblahblah.

(Only using songs in my discography.)

Are you a male or female?
Blackman In Effect

How do you feel:
13 And Good

Describe where you currently live:
The Real Holy Place

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Outta Here

Your favorite form of transportation:
Over Ya Head

Your best friend is:
The Racist

What’s the weather like:
Ruff Ruff

Favorite time of day:
Halftime (Interlude track, no YouTube.)

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
My Philosophy

What is life to you:
Questions And Answers

Your fear:
Free Mumia

What is the best advice you have to give:
Stop Frontin’

Thought for the Day:
Who Are The Pimps?

How I would like to die:
100 Guns

My soul’s present condition:
Criminal Minded

My motto:
Health, Wealth, Self

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

July 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm

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