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This Excuse (And Solution) To Pay Back $80 Is A Snow Job

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Oh, well if he seemed reluctant then that makes it better.

Investigators said an armed man seemed reluctant, but robbed a 16-year-old girl working at a snow cone stand anyway. Salt Lake County Sheriff’s Lt. Don Hutson said the man walked through the back door of the Snow Shack on Wednesday and showed that he had a gun.

Hutson said he then told the teen he didn’t want to do it, but owed his brother $80 and ordered her to give him the money.

The girl handed over the money and the man ran away. Law enforcement officers are still looking for him.

Seriously now, I know we’re in the midst of the HUSSEIN RECESSION but it’s EIGHTY DOLLARS. This isn’t 1920. The bank slushie robber isn’t a kid. There are ways to pay off $80. Hell, get a job at Snow Shack. After one or two eight-hour shifts you’ll have enough to pay off your debtor, plus discounted icy treats.

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July 18, 2009 at 10:43 am

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Mean Log-In Info Gets A Pass(word) From Me

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Now I know why Brazil is getting rid of their one private-sector security firm. Not because they have employees that would make people applying for welfare type in passwords damaging their self-esteem, but rather because these passwords didn’t include any numbers or capital letters.

It’s a shameless thing to do in an economic crisis. Jobless people seeking information about their benefits on the Brazilian Labor Ministry’s Web were forced to type in passwords such as “bum” and “shameless.”

Labor Minister Carlos Lupi is apologizing for the situation—and he blames a private company that created the site’s security system.

Lupi isn’t naming the company, but says its contract with the ministry wasn’t being renewed, which may have prompted the pranks.

The insults were discovered after an irate user wrote to the O Globo newspaper about it earlier this week.

The site was temporarily taken down. But by Friday it was up and running—without the insulting words.

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July 18, 2009 at 10:36 am

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Searching For Anything Good

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Are you kidding me?

Of all the statistics pouring into the White House every day, top economic adviser Larry Summers highlighted one Friday to make his case that the economic free-fall has ended.

The number of people searching for the term “economic depression” on Google is down to normal levels, Summers said.

Searches for the term were up four-fold when the recession deepened in the earlier part of the year, and the recent shift goes to show consumer confidence is higher, Summers told the Peterson Institute for International Economics.

I don’t mean to pull out this card, but man if a Republican would ever say this sort of thing… ugh.

Hate to pee in your punchbowl, Larry, but did ever occur to you that Google search terms are down because people are cutting off their Internet access or getting booted out of their houses due to the HUSSEIN RECESSION? Hey, if you want to come up with lamebrain reasons, I can match you example-for-example.

And while we’re at it, if what you are saying — that the economy’s improving due to a downturn in Google search terms — how come our country’s birth rate isn’t higher? I’m sure there’s quite a number of Google search terms dealing with love-making, and I’m equally sure those search terms NEVER decrease.

Summers continued the administration’s push-back against critics of President Hussein’s handling of the recession, defending the economic stimulus package against Republicans who have tried to paint the program as a failure because it hasn’t stemmed the unemployment rate.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Most of this money for this abortion hasn’t even been spent. I have to give you guys credit. You’re hoarding it all until election season, and then you’ll have the Mother Of All War Chests. Gotta give you mad props on that one. Your goal of having all of us Katrina refugees dependent on your government teet will probably come to fruition sooner than you think.

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July 18, 2009 at 10:28 am

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