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Archive for July 23rd, 2009

Hitting The Birdside Of A House

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Well, the kkk household has its first bird casualty of the year. The better half found the carcass of a blue jay on our back porch. From the looks of things it crashed into the back door. You know, I would have a little empathy if it went head-first into the sliding window-thingy at the side of the back porch, but the back door is SURROUNDED by yellow brick. Good God, how can any bird not figure this out? (The sliding window-thingy is to the right of the back door below where that white rail/pole is standing.)


Kinda sad. What to survive the rigors of life only to have it end in the blink of an eye by hitting a frickin’ HOUSE.

This of course means I have to bury the thing in our pseudo-pet cemetery out by the shed. I wish I knew where I buried the previous bodies from years gone by. One day I know I’m going to uncover a rotting corpse. If the dead ever rise, I stand in great danger of getting pecked to death with all the dead birds buried out back.

Then again, they all would probably just fly into the house anyway.

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July 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm

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Bedpan Delivery

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So the bitch…


…decided to piss on the bed again in disgust of our newest house guest.

The bitch is now confined to the upstairs bedroom. At least this time around we had some vinyl sheet thing on the mattress so the pee didn’t sink into the cushion. Sure our bed sounds like something at a nursing home, but at least it performed its duty with valor before being thrown in the trash.

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July 23, 2009 at 7:24 pm

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One Headline’s “Trouble” Is Another Person’s “Relief”

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So I saw this headline.

Osama health plan delayed _ trouble ahead?

Not if government health care is delayed.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Yeah, I know. The article’s definition of “trouble” probably means President Hussein and pals not being able to pass their shit sandwich. Hey, President Hussein rescued the economy…

White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel told The New York Times Osama intends to use the news conference as a “six-month report card,” to talk about “how we rescued the economy from the worst recession” and the legislative agenda moving forward, including health care and energy legislation.

…I sure can’t wait until he saves me from health care.

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July 23, 2009 at 7:17 pm

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Stupidly Is As Stupidly Does

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Hey President Hussein, before you go and do the whole RACISM~! thing, make sure the person you’re trying to throw under the bus wasn’t the guy who tried to save former NBA star Reggie Lewis. Dumbshit.

When Sergeant James M. Crowley climbed the front steps of Henry Louis Gates Jr.’s house last week and unexpectedly placed himself in international headlines, it was not the first time he had a memorable encounter in the line of duty with a prominent black man. Nearly 16 years ago, as a Brandeis University police officer, Crowley desperately tried to save the life of Reggie Lewis after the Boston Celtics star collapsed while practicing in the school gym…

You know, for someone who was hailed by Medium-Large Media as cool-headed, calm and collective, this punk-ass bitch sure couldn’t wait to claim the po-pos acted “stupidly” when the facts weren’t in. You even said you didn’t know all of the facts, but yet you still had to use the RACISM~! card. This only reinforces my desire to spit in your face should I ever had the unfortunate experience of actually meeting with you or Chewy’s Sister.

Yesterday, as President Hussein condemned the Cambridge Police Department during a prime-time White House news conference and Crowley steadfastly refused to issue the apology that Gates has sought, a fuller picture began to emerge of the 42-year-old sergeant who arrested the Harvard scholar last week on a charge of disorderly conduct on the porch of Gates’s Cambridge house…

Golly gee, a person breaking into a house. What are the cops supposed to do? And I’m sure the dipshit “scholar” wasn’t belligerent at all.

[Crowley] stands accused of RACISM~! by Gates, one of the foremost scholars on race in America. Gates had just arrived home to his Cambridge house from a trip abroad to find his front door stuck shut. As he and the driver who brought him from the airport tried to push it open, a passerby called police with a report of a possible break-in. Crowley arrived and demanded that Gates, now inside, show him identification. Crowley’s police report said Gates behaved belligerently when he questioned him, which Gates denied. Authorities dropped the charge Tuesday after it ignited accusations of RACISM~!.

Oh, yeah, and then there’s this.

The white police sergeant accused of racial profiling after he arrested renowned black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. in his home was hand-picked by a black police commissioner to teach recruits about avoiding racial profiling.

Let’s compromise. From now on, whenever something happens to this piece-of-shit’s residence, let’s not have ANY public servants go to that address. After all, it might be RACISM~! to check in on flames shooting out from the windows. He might just be having a cookout.

And you know what? For as much as I like Bill Cosby the comedian, I’m liking him more and more whenever he talks about current events.

On a Boston radio program this morning, Bill Cosby suggested that President Hussein spoke too soon on the controversial arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates.

“I’ve heard about five different reports [on the details of the arrest],” Cosby said on Boston’s WZLX. “If I’m the president of the United States, I don’t care how much pressure people want to put on it about race, I’m keeping my mouth shut.”

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July 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm

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