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Archive for September 2nd, 2009

Credit These Baseball Fans With An Assist, Not A Putout

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I think you know what my next comment is going to be…

Cincinnati Reds fan Charles Trimble may consider switching his allegiance to Pittsburgh’s team after bystanders at a Pirates game helped save his life.

The 60-year-old Trimble suffered cardiac arrest during a Pirates-Reds game at PNC Park in Pittsburgh on Aug. 23.

After he slumped over in his seat, a doctor sitting nearby began CPR. Stadium staff grabbed a portable defibrillator, and a nurse and emergency medical technician in the crowd also helped out.

Trimble, who lives in the northwestern Pennsylvania town of Corry, was still recovering in a Pittsburgh hospital Tuesday. He was in good spirits — and wore a Pirates cap.

But Trimble said he’s still a Reds fan at heart.

…but I checked the scoreboard for that day and the Bucs never took a lead that game. No way that caused his heart attack.

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September 2, 2009 at 10:42 pm

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Should Have Belly-Buttoned My Lip Before Telling This Joke

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This picture reminds me of a joke heard long ago.

fingerbellybutton

This boy and girl were at a party. The girl says, “Want to go in the closet and touch my belly button?” The boy says sure. They go into a nearby closet.

The girl says, “that’s not my belly button.” The boy says, “that’s not my finger.”

And that’s all I got.

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September 2, 2009 at 10:07 pm

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Biting The Hand That Claims To Feed You

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Too bad in the kkk household our brood won’t give a shit who’s giving them kittie treats.

Must be an old dog afraid President Hussein wants him to make some “sacrifices.”

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September 2, 2009 at 10:00 pm

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Finally Getting Served By A Chick

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So what am I going to do about this story?

As the reigning table tennis world champion with two Olympic silver medals under his belt, China’s Wang Hao almost had it all—except a girlfriend.

The 25-year-old was banned from dating until recently, when national team officials permitted his relationship with former national teammate, 23-year-old Peng Luyang, the government-owned China Daily reported Wednesday.

“Both of them are old enough and it’s normal,” the newspaper quoted Peng’s coach Qiao Yunping as saying.

Strict control of athletes’ personal lives is common in China’s rigid state-run sporting system, which grooms young hopefuls in specialized sports schools around the country to become gold medalists, providing them with intensive training and free food, clothes and shelter.

Under the watchful eye of team officials, star athletes are often banned from dating or marrying until a certain age, restricted in endorsement contracts and sometimes have a large percentage of their winnings taken away.

Athletes who date without permission risk being punished. In 2004, Wang started dating another fellow national team player, Fan Ying, and officials kicked Fan off the national team. Media reports said Wang avoided punishment at the time because his world ranking was much higher than Fan’s.

Comment on the fact that a Communist state forbids people to see each other? Nah.

How about the detention of freedom and liberty? Pft.

Forget all that deep stuff that requires thinking. Here’s what you get at KK’s Korner.

The guy’s name is Wang.

And he likes to hit balls.

Now I want to find out who won last night’s table tennis matchup of Ping vs. Pong.

Oh who am I kidding? I know that joke’s had to have been used a million times over. But seriously, how bad would that be for an athlete? Swarms of groupies and not allowed to rush the net of any of them. Man Communism sucks.

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September 2, 2009 at 9:52 pm

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