If You’re Dying Of Boredom, Don’t Call Your Mummy

So earlier tonight I was channel surfing between about a dozen sporting events and my Comcast channel menu informed me that “Mummy/Emperor Tomb” (The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor) was currently playing on HBO. And what was the name of the HBO program following this movie?

“Bored to Death.”

You aren’t kidding. One of these days I’m going to go off on this piece of shit, but not tonight.