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This Pain In The Ass Has A Pain In The Head

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So I hear people talk about getting migraines. I’ve always wondered what one felt like. I think I experienced it last night. Good God.

I’ve had bad headaches in the past, and I just figured they were bad headaches. But this one kicked my ass. Profuse sweating. Feeling the need to vomit (didn’t do so) and an aversion to light (although I did wake up at midnight, so maybe my flinching was due to the sudden brightness). I just thank Christ that when I woke up this morning it was gone. The worst feeling is when you go to bed with a headache and you wake up with the same head pain. Ugh.

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October 6, 2009 at 9:46 pm

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Dateline: Somewhere Near Me?

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Here’s a game I like to play when perusing the wires. If there’s a messed up story that indicates it took place in Pennsylvania, I try to guess where it took place.

Here’s the headline: Police: Pa. woman put stolen check in church plate

Did this take place in my redneck of the woods?

Police said a woman put a forged $50 check in a church offering plate and stole a woman’s wallet from a pew in the same western Pennsylvania church. Police Chief Charles Van Fossan said Tuesday that police were still searching for a 20-year-old woman. She allegedly committed the crimes at First Presbyterian Church on Sunday.

Police said the offering check was from a previously stolen checkbook.

The woman used a credit card from the stolen wallet to buy about $200 worth of merchandise from a dollar store and a convenience store. Police said the woman also tried to use a credit card stolen from another church to get a $16,000 cash advance that a bank refused to issue.

Drumroll please.

New Brighton is about 25 miles northwest of Pittsburgh.

Not quite but close enough.

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October 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm

Posted in News