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The Better Half’s C-Cup Runneth Over

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So the better half came back from getting her bridesmaid dress fitted, or whatever it is they do at these stores. The following conversation took place. You can figure out who’s who.

“They said I can’t wear cups with my dress! Do you know what the excuse was?”

“Your tits are too big.”

“How’d you know?”

“Why do you think I’m with you?”

Well, at least this isn’t going to be like the last wedding she was a bridesmaid for. This one is coming up later this month, and it’s her best friend’s wedding. The guy she’s marrying is a schmuck, but whatever. It’s not my life. Did I comment on this guy before? *Runs search on KK’s Korner.* Nope. Meh. You’re not missing much. The better half and I went to see some stupid musical that his one friend was in. We were then supposed to go out to dinner afterward. He took his woman and went to his friend’s house, a place in which his woman didn’t want to go to. Of course, his woman (aka Mrs. kkk’s best friend) loves being around controlling/abusive/psychotic men, so of course she did nothing. And that was that. I can safely say that there will be no more “double dates” with that duo ever again. For that matter, I doubt I’ll ever say another thing to him.

Anyway, last Saturday the bachelorette party was a Larry the Cable Guy concert. Much to my surprise, the snooty bitch of the bridal party didn’t like Larry’s act. Never saw that one coming. IT’S LARRY THE CABLE GUY. Now here’s what I don’t get. Said snooty bitch and another person who was at this event got pissy because the bride-to-be didn’t want to go to a bar/strip club afterward. I never understood why certain people in these groups want to do what they want to do rather than the wishes of the person who’s supposed to be at the center of attention.

To further prove this point, Mrs. kkk’s “bachelorette party” only had two of her bridesmaids with her. The others didn’t go because the better half didn’t want to go to a bar. And for the record, I didn’t have a “bachelor party.” Reason One: all but one of my groomsmen were from out of state. Reason Two: I didn’t want one. What’s the big deal? At the time I was with Mrs. kkk for 8 years. Go out to a strip club? N*gga plz. I spend enough money with just one woman.

Where the hell was I going with this?

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October 8, 2009 at 9:38 pm

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I Have To Sort This Issue Out

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So today my assistant took note of my filing system at work. I have a lot of files. I look into them often. I don’t bother with putting them in order by day. The following conversation took place. You can figure out who is who:

“Where’s *name of file*?”

“It’s somewhere in the October 2009 section.”

“How am I supposed to find it?”

“It’s there.”

“How do you find anything?”

“They’re divided up by month. It’s close enough.”

God I’m a mess.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm

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