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Archive for October 12th, 2009

Catholic Guilt Makes Me Sick

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So The better half, who may have to call off a whopping two consecutive days of work, just said, “I feel so guilty. I never get sick and now I’ve been sick TWO TIMES in the past SEVEN MONTHS.” Man did the Catholic Church ever get its money’s worth with this one.

On a somewhat related note, I always made sure to be sick about 5-6 times per year, depending on how much sick time I got at my ex-job. Each year I received a set amount of “vacation” days and “sick” days. The vacation days had to be used up within the calendar year or else they would be lost forever. The sick days can be “banked” from year to year. I guess if I worked there for 20 years and got cancer, I could take a month or two off work, although I’m sure there was some way this place would fuck you over. Now if you banked all these sick days and decided to quit or got fired, you were able to cash out your sick days at a rate of $20 per day.

What a joke.

Once again, this is why I always managed to get “sick” a few days each year, especially on a Monday or Friday. Weird.

And on another somewhat related note, guess who just posted on her Facebook page the following: “Just turned on the a/c in my office. Maybe my hubby was right and I should have stayed home today…”

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 12, 2009 at 7:45 pm

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Because Of 1492 I Can Easily Commute The Ocean Blue

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God I love Imperialist’s Day. Not because it celebrates Columbus and the beginning of the end for North America’s native peoples, but rather because with so many people off of work my morning/afternoon commutes are great.

Forget about this multi-cultural crap. I want to celebrate more New World genocide conductors.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 12, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Posted in Life