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Archive for October 15th, 2009

Niagara Fails With This Ad

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So I was driving home from work tonight and saw a billboard for First Niagara Bank, which is now setting up shop in my neck of the woods. When PNC Bank bought National City, PNC had to sell some of the National City branches to promote competition or some shit. Enter First Niagara. Whatever. I hate PNC, and I liked National City. Not sure if I feel like moving my money out of PNC — again. God I’m lazy.

Where was I? Oh, yeah. First Niagara’s billboard.

The billboard was a white billboard with the word “Creativity” in large font and something like “You deserve it from your bank” in a smaller font below it. One of the LEAST creative ads I’ve ever seen. Even my idiot ex-boss could do better with his cartoony clip art fetish.

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October 15, 2009 at 10:10 pm

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Keeping An Eye On Hot Sauce

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So last night I was making dinner and I fiddled with Tabasco sauce.

Oh shit.

I forgot to take out my contacts. I then got to play the game of “let’s wait until the next time I put in my contacts to see if I thoroughly washed my hands before taking out my lenses.”

The last time I played this game I failed. Bad.

Fortunately, the half-dozen squirts of liquid soap before taking out this recent set of contacts seemed to be enough to get the job done. W00t~!

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 15, 2009 at 9:55 pm

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