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It’s The End Of The World As The History Channel Knows It

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So the better half was watching one of those stupid “Could this be the end of the world?” shows on the History Channel. Good God how can anyone watch this crap? It was one of those shows with the storyline: COULD THE APOCOLYPSE BE UPON US? LET’S LOOK AT THE SIGNS!

What were the signs? “The troubled times we live in…” Like every other generation pranced around in chocolate rivers with gumdrop smiles. Then again they may have a point about a Muslim rising to power in the West … OK, so the show didn’t mention that last part.

One thing they did talk about was the Anti-Christ and people trying to figure out who this bad person would be. I’m a heathen and all so I may be wrong on this, but I thought were were not supposed to know who the Anti-Christ is going to be? So if I call someone the Anti-Christ, doesn’t that automatically rule them out? OK now I’ve gone cross-eyed.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 21, 2009 at 11:39 pm

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Three Rivers, One Show

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So there’s this new show on called “Three Rivers.” It’s based in Shittsburgh and it’s about doctors transplanting organs, or at least that’s what the commercials tell me. Well the better half started watching this show. Here’s a conversation we had during this show when I walked through the living room. You can figure out who’s who.

“What are you watching?”

“This show called ‘Three Rivers.'”

“Why?”

“It’s based in Pittsburgh. Someone from the Hill District was just in a drive-by shooting.”

“This is supposed to be fiction, right?”

Nothing like some local humor that 99 percent of the audience won’t get.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 21, 2009 at 11:36 pm

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