Needing Aid In Bandage Removal

I know that it hurts less to remove a band-aid with one quick yank but why do I still insist on pulling off these things bit-by-bit? Oh, I remember why.

I’m an idiot.

Fasting Is A Lot Of Bloodwork

So at around 1 pm today I remembered that the fasting for today’s bloodwork began at noon. Here’s hoping the Quaker Valley Chocolate Chunk bar consumed mid-morning has some serious lasting power.

There’s nothing wrong with me. The better half and I got life insurance policies and the eeeeeeevil insurance company needs our blood to see if we’ll last through the 20-year-term policies. So if I suddenly stop posting you’ll know Mrs. kkk cashed that phat paycheck by putting a banana peel by the top of the steps.