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Eye-Popping Porn

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Gotta love Drudge’s one headline today.

‘AVATAR’ INSPIRES 3-D PORN…

I’m sure it doesn’t take a movie about blue aliens to put the idea into someone’s head that an audience would like to see some dude’s schlong flying out of the television/computer screen. And the last quote from this snippet made me laugh.

Elsewhere on the show floor, the HotTrix company behind iBeer, iMunchies, and iBug applications for iPhones touted an App Sex Shop devoted to lascivious software for Apple’s globally popular smartphones.

“We have a way to bring adult content to the iPhone without jail-breaking, hacking or altering your iPhone in any way,” said HotTrix co-owner Steve August.

“Apple would not allow us to use its App Store, so we came up with our own.”

But seriously, thank God for porn. If it wasn’t for this industry, I shudder to think what the Internet would be like today. Hell, I’m surprised porn isn’t taxed at rates similar to tobacco. After all, who is going to oppose the “porn tax”? And it’s not like people are going to stop buying porn (although they could see it for free online; not that I would know anything about that).

One final note: Click here if you don’t frequent the Angry Video Game Nerd’s website. The picture below will give you a hint at what to expect.

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January 11, 2010 at 11:11 pm

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Bubba, Bush And Hussein

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So this was on a few websites I’ve been to over the last few days. It’s one of those stupid web polls that probably promises you $1,000,000 if you take 5 seconds to vote in their uber-official survey.

Bill Clinton. Really?

He’s been out of office 10 YEARS. What the hell could he have done? Wasn’t there a picture of Barney Fwank to use instead?

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January 11, 2010 at 10:40 pm

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My Spidey-Sense Has A Bad Feeling About This

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I guess I should take this as a sign that everything is going swimmingly at the Daily Bugle?

Tobey Maguire is out as Peter Parker and Sam Raimi won’t be returning as director when “Spider-Man 4” hits theaters a year late in 2012.

Sony Pictures said in a statement Monday that the movie was supposed to hit theaters in 2011 but has not yet gone into production amid rumors of trouble on the set.

Raimi said his work on the previous “Spider-Man” films was the experience of a lifetime, but acknowledged the studio was heading in a “new direction.”

Sony said it would have more news about “Spider-Man 4” in coming weeks.

The new movie will be based on a script by James Vanderbilt that focuses on Peter Parker in high school.

Oh God. That last line gave me the shivers. The first and second Spiderman films were good for what they were. Part 3 left a lot to be desired. This sounds like a train wreck of epic proportions. If J. Jonah Jameson isn’t played by J.K. Simmons, I will riot. He’s the best character in ALL of the films.

Spider-Man wasn’t trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That’s slander.

It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

Gold.

One thing I must mention about the Spiderman 2 film: I was the only one in the packed theater who marked out when Bruce Campbell made his appearance and also when Rami went to some of his old filming techniques in the “Doc Oc operating room” scene. Heathens.

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January 11, 2010 at 10:27 pm

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How Long To Digest McGwire’s Roids Revelation?

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Well McDonald’s Big Macs are loaded with roided up beef. Why couldn’t our baseball players have been as well during that MAGICAL SUMMER of 1998?

One of baseball’s most celebrated and controversial sluggers has decided to come clean.

In a statement to the Associated Press, Mark McGwire admitted today to using steroids when he broke the major league home run record in 1998. He said he used steroids for nearly a decade and that he was remorseful for his actions.

“I wish I had never touched steroids,” McGwire said. “It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never played during the steroid era.”

I still find it funny that outside of newsrooms and Bristol, Connecticut, nobody actually cares about MLB’s steroid scandal. It’s f’n baseball. It’s not like my 401(k) got ass-raped or the doctor said I have the AIDS.

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January 11, 2010 at 10:16 pm

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Delectable Dialect Delight

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All I can say about the Senate Majority Leader’s recently revealed comments about the Muslim-in-Chief and his Party’s willingness to keep him on board in a leadership postion (until he gets voted out later this year) is…

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A double standard? Republicans seeking Sen. Harry Reid’s resignation as majority leader over racial remarks he made about Barack Osama say yes – that Reid should be held to the same standard as former GOP Sen. Trent Lott, whose own racial gaffes cost him the Senate leadership in 2002.

Democrats say no, that Reid’s comments – while unfortunate – were nothing like Lott’s.

Reid apologized to Hussein and a handful of black political leaders after a new book reported that he was favorably impressed by Osama during the 2008 presidential campaign and, in a private conversation, described the Illinois senator as a “light-skinned” African-American “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”

Seriously. Thank you.

It’s funny enough that this issue is making ol’ Poo-Face look like a house … person of color…

…but now thanks to the acceptance of this wonderful term, I get a brand-new nickname for the man who figured out long ago that a country can’t convict you of treason if you’re not an actual citizen of that nation.

If you thought “President Hussein” was witty…

And if you think the “Muslim Wookie Fucker” is as creative as it gets…

Then get ready for the…

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The Non-Dialect Negro.

Boy, Son, you’ve always had the stuff. Your fastball has consistently been clocked in the high 90s. What you’ve lacked all this time was control. Now that your curveball has been developed, and your change-up is now a complement to your arsenal rather than a setback, I think it’s time to call you up from the minors to the big leagues. Welcome aboard. You WILL be used.

Wait a second, Jimmy Carter called President Hussein a “boy” at the ’08 Democrat National Convention. Why did I strike that out?

Oh, and by the way, anyone who actually thinks that Republicans want Harry Reid to resign is an idiot. This douche-nozzle is going to get thrown out on his ass this November anyway. I am so going to have fun with this one…

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January 11, 2010 at 8:57 pm

Posted in News