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Archive for January 16th, 2010

Check Me Into The Old Folk’s Home

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So earlier this month I mailed in the kkk household’s quarterly local tax payment. Today I got a letter from my friendly neighborhood tax man. I forgot to sign the check for my payment. I have a feeling the time when I head off to the nursing home is probably closer than I think.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 16, 2010 at 9:20 pm

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Whoever Searches For Me Better Not Be Driving

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So earlier today I had the following Facebook image in one of those “Who Searched For YOU?” web ads.

Now they’re showing people passed out? Actually, this reminds me of the time I was visiting my half-brother in California during the summer of 1992. I was going into the 10th (or was it 11th?) grade — he was well in his 20s. One night him, his girlfriend and this other chick went out clubbing/whatever. I of course stayed in the apartment doing God knows what. I went to sleep and was woken up by them returning. The other chick was shit-faced and slept on some pull out mattress. Okie Dokie.

Later that night I think she went to the bathroom and lost her way to the bed. She then proceeded to plop right on top of me. Uhhh…

It took me at least 40 minutes to wiggle myself free from this assailant and go on the mattress. Of course the other chick didn’t remember any of this. God only knows how many times she has used as a sperm receptacle.

Now that I think about it, my first kiss came at the expense of another intoxicated chick that next summer. Man, if it wasn’t for these damn morals I would have been rolling in the poon back in the day.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 16, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Posted in Life