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Archive for January 23rd, 2010

And You Thought The NBA’s Dunk Contest Was Lame

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Dear God,

What up, yo? Hey, I was wondering if you could do me a solid. Could you please make sure this comes to fruition?

Is a new professional basketball league announced this week for real, or is it all just some sort of joke or publicity stunt by former pro wrestling promoter Don “Moose” Lewis?

The Augusta Chronicle reported on Tuesday that the All-American Basketball Alliance plans to kick off its inaugural season in June and hopes that Augusta will be one of 12 cities to host teams.

But here’s the kicker: According to a press release the newspaper and other Augusta media outlets received from the new league, “only players that are natural-born United State citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.”

That’s right. Lewis, who calls himself the commissioner of the AABA, will exclude blacks and all foreigners from his new league, which the newspaper said will be based in Atlanta.

According to the Chronicle, Lewis said he wants to emphasize “fundamental basketball” instead of “street ball” played by “people of color…”

…The AABA apparently has no Web site, and efforts early Thursday to reach Lewis through the telephone number listed on the league’s press release were unsuccessful.

I’m sure the whole thing is fake (the guy running this “league” is a pro wrestler promoter and they don’t even have a website), but then again you also created the XFL. Oh you are a vengeful God.

Peace out.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 23, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Posted in Sports

It’s Your Birthday, It’s My Movie

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Here’s another tale into the like that is kkk. Actually, this one is about one of the better half’s friends and how her husband makes me look like one helluva catch. Let me break it down:

Wife’s friend’s b-day is today.

Wife’s friend wants dinner and a movie.

Wife’s friend’s lesser half won’t let her pick said film.

Wife’s husband laughs.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Posted in Life