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Not Hard To Pickup This Punchline

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OK, now this is just crazy talk.

Barely a week after his knockout win in the Massachusetts Senate race, Scott Brown is boasting that he can beat President Hussein.

At basketball.

In an appearance on “The Jay Leno Show” Thursday, the Republican says he challenged the Democratic president to a two-on-two showdown when they talked on election night.

Brown says he’d team up with his daughter, who plays guard at Boston College.

He predicted a tough match but “We’d have the upper hand.”

Of course, once he lost this contest Brown could just say he inherited his inability to jump.

Actually, the reason I posted this is because I recently heard that President Hussein was goofing on Brown’s pickup truck in the days leading up to the special election.

Republican Scott Brown has been running ads in Massachusetts where he is out driving around in his old pickup truck while campaigning for US Senator something Marcia Martha Coakley refuses to do.

On Sunday Barack Osama slammed Scott Brown and his truck several times in his Bush-bashing campaign speech for Martha Coakley.

This of course opens the door for, “I’d rather be in Scott Brown’s pickup truck than in Ted Kennedy’s car.”

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January 28, 2010 at 9:32 pm

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People Of Europe Can Be Wimps

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See, this is why America still rulez.

Shoppers in pyjamas and bare feet are no longer welcome at a supermarket in Wales where customer complaints have prompted the introduction of a strict dress code.

Signs announcing the no-PJs rule now grace the entrance to the sprawling Tesco’s outlet in St Mellons, a suburb of the Welsh capital Cardiff, that is open most nights until 10:00 p.m.

“To avoid causing offence or embarrassment to others, we ask that our customers are appropriately dressed when visiting our store (footwear must be worn at all times and no nightwear is permitted),” they read.

Only a handful of customers have ever turned up in pyjamas, but a spokeswoman for Tesco’s — the biggest retailer in Britain — said it was enough to trigger firm measures.

“We’re not a nightclub with a strict dress code, and jeans and trainers (sneakers) are of course more than welcome,” she said.

“We do, however, request that customers do not shop in their PJs or nightgowns … We have listened to customer feedback that it makes them uncomfortable and embarrassed.”

People from across the Pond see fellow customers dressed in PJ’s and other trashy garments and what do they do? Waaaaaah! I’m uncomfortable and embarrassed.

People in America see fellow customers dressed in PJ’s and other trashy garments and what do we do?

Make the People of Mother Phuckin’ Walmart.com.

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January 28, 2010 at 9:22 pm

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A Phat Cause

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Not quite as funny as “superstar glamor,” but STAR POWER?

U.S. health officials have leveraged the star power of first wookie Michelle Osama to roll out a new campaign against obesity, a preventable condition that drains billions of dollars from the economy.

So she’s going to make her First Wookie public service cause obesity. Good for her. I would hope she would encourage our youth to get finger-printed and make sure they can be more easily found should they be kidnapped. Maybe she could give them tips on where to put their family’s birth certificates so they don’t get lost. Not having these documents may make future employment inquiries all the more difficult.

Then again, maybe not.

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January 28, 2010 at 9:17 pm

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I Forgot He Wasn’t A U.S. Citizen Tonight For An Hour

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So the Non-Dialect Negro said his thing last night. You can read how uber-awesome or uber-Muslim he was from other outlets.

I didn’t watch one second of this propaganda.

Now before you go and say, “I bet you were wanking to W. at about this time each year,” think again. I don’t watch this stupid speech no matter who stands up there. In fact, I prefer NOT to know what my government has planned for me. I saw a few clips here and heard a few soundbites there of Hussein. Nothing surprising. All I will say is that if the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher would have pulled that shit with me like he did with Justice Alito, the video would have captured more than me saying, “That’s not true.” Much, much more.

Come on, guys (and gals). Hold this fucktard shitstain at bay for as long as you can. Reinforcements will be coming in November.

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January 28, 2010 at 9:11 pm

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