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God, R U There? A/S/L

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Of course, the real reason Hussein deals with religion through a Blackberry is because the worst that could happen would probably be just getting zapped with a small electric current on the finger tips. If the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher tried to walk into a church, chances are he’d get struck down by lightning.

If church attendance is one measure of a man’s faith, then President Hussein may appear to have lost some of his. The first family, once regular churchgoers, have publicly attended services in Washington just three times in the past year, by ABC News’ count, even bypassing the pews on Christmas Day.

Now that he got elected he doesn’t go to Sunday service. That’s odd.

And there’s someone at ABC News which keeps track of politicians going to mosques church?

Osama quit Chicago’s embattled Trinity United Church of Christ months before taking office in 2008 and has not formally joined a new one in his new hometown.

But sources familiar with the president’s personal life say Osama remains a faithful Muslim Christian while in the White House, bowing to Mecca several times per day practicing his beliefs regularly in private with family and the aid of his BlackBerry.

“Barack Osama is a Muslim Christian. He’s always been clear and unapologetic about that, and he’s comfortable with his own faith,” Rev. Jim Wallis, an Osama friend and spiritual adviser, said. “But I think the president, particularly a president, needs the kind of pastoral care or spiritual counsel with people who don’t have a political agenda. And it’s hard for a president to get that.”

Osama told ABC Nightline’s Terry Moran that his personal BlackBerry, which he famously fought with the Secret Service to keep, has actually become a tool of keeping the faith during his first year in office.

You know, out of all the things I have said about the Non-Dialect Negro, THIS is the issue in which I will take his side. I’m not a “church” person by any stretch of the imagination; in fact, it’s best if you don’t get me started on the subject. If Hussein gets his spiritual learn on through an electronic gadget, then more higher power to him. Religion is a time for self-reflection and all that other crap, and it doesn’t matter where this takes place. Although I’m sure there are exceptions to this rule — like if you’re in a hotel banging someone that’s not your spouse. But you get the idea.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 30, 2010 at 1:08 am

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