KK's Korner

No telling what’s being thought of in the mind of a lunatic

My Voice Rings In Someone’s Head

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More fun times with the crack-whore niece-in-law (CWNIL).

Mrs. kkk went to her mother’s house today for family stuff, and the CWNIL was doing her thing. Her new man this week is nearly twice her age. This is why I don’t bother talking to her gentleman callers. I don’t want to be mean, but why get all buddy-buddy with someone when there’s a good chance I will never see him again? But I digress.

One thing you should know about the CWNIL is that she has a one-year-old kid and lives off of … well, I’m not sure how exactly she exists but it involves a whole lotta government. And financial assistance from my mother-in-law. Every time the CWNIL’s kid needs diapers, formula, clothes, etc., the CWNIL drops not-so-subtle hints to the mother-in-law. And, like clockwork, the mother-in-law goes out and buys this shit. As a joke, I now cut out baby-related coupons and give them to Mrs. kkk to give to her mother. And the mother-in-law wonders why she has no money in the bank.

Anyway, today the CWNIL decided to show off her new belly button piercing. Thank God I wasn’t around for that. She originally had one but it went unused for a time and then she had to go and get it re-pierced. I know nothing about piercings, so the thought of doing this “at home” made me go “owy.” However, when the better half heard from the CWNIL that she went and paid money for a piercing when she can’t even afford to feed her kid, Mrs. kkk blood pressure spiked. It then went up even more when the following was said by the CWNIL.

I couldn’t get the piercing done before because I wasn’t in as good financial times.

Uhhhhhh, and she is now? Oh, yeah. The mother-in-law bought food for the CWNIL today. Mrs. kkk told me that after she heard the CWNIL say the above quote she heard my voice in her head say, “What are you still doing here? Leave or else you are going to be miserable the rest of the day.” She left and came home and bitched about her visit for the next 45 minutes.

Remember boys and girls. Whenever you hear some politician or a dumb-shit do-gooder complain about how we don’t do enough for the poor, they are talking about the CWNIL. Spread the wealth indeed.


Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 31, 2010 at 7:31 pm

Posted in Life

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  1. Ironically, I saw on the local early news that S.S.I. qualifiers in our great state will have their checks reduced by $5 bucks starting today. I wonder if this will affect The CWNIL? Even if it does, what’s 5 more dollars leeched off your mother in law, eh?


    February 1, 2010 at 9:11 am

  2. I don’t think she collects SSI. That’s the crack-whore sister-in-law.


    February 1, 2010 at 9:31 am

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