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3 AM In The Gaiden Of KKK

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Boy did the most recent Angry Video Game Nerd review bring back some memories.

I never owned a NES, but other kids in my neighborhood did. And one of them also had Ninja Gaiden. And goddamn was it hard.

One summer we decided to swap video game systems. I gave him my … shit, what did I give him? I think my Sega Master System. I got his NES and Ninja Gaiden. Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure he went on vacation and just gave me his NES to play. I gave him my Sega Master System as collateral (which was a pretty wise move). Or did I give him a bunch of my shitty handheld Tiger games to play while he was traveling? Oh hell, I can’t remember. It’s been 20 years.

Anyway, for two weeks during one summer I did nothing but play this game until 4 am each night. And eventually I got the hang of it. I can’t remember what exactly happens in this game, but I remember having a near emotional breakdown at the game’s end. Was the story all that gripping and powerful? Not really. It was good and all, but not THAT good and all.

It was because there were THREE DIFFERENT END BOSSES in a VERY DIFFICULT game. And, like the Nerd said during Minute 13 of his review, when you reach the final bosses and die you START BACK OVER ON STAGE 6-1.

However, unlike the Nerd, I did eventually beat this game. So go me. I think.

Do I actually remember what happens at the end? Well, for the third boss you have to fight the demon thing. Now something I DO vividly remember is that once I realized that the second boss wasn’t the final boss and I would also have to be fighting through the Stage 6 boards again and again and again and again until I figured out the final boss’s pattern, I started to shake and wimper before crying out, “no…no…NOOOOOO!”

All this at 3 am. And who says summer vacations are wasted?

There were other video games that received similar reactions from me over the years. What were they? Well, you’ll have to wait and see…

…unless I forget/lose interest/find something else to bitch about tomorrow.

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February 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm

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