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Archive for February 9th, 2010

Still Not Retiring This Call

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I don’t care if it’s been two weeks, this Jim Rome take regarding the NFC Conference Championship game still makes me laugh — particularly the sound effects.

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February 9, 2010 at 11:49 pm

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Chairman Of The Block

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Yet another reason why I love not living in the city.

When I pulled into the job today, the curbs/sidewalks were covered with at least four feet of snow. Several Shittsburgh residents dug out some clearings for their vehicles. That’s wonderful. Now here’s my question to you: Do you actually think putting a crappy wooden chair in your spot will stop someone from taking this clearing when you’re away?

(Please note I wasn’t the spot-taker. I was just an observer. My boss has a lot that we use, and I’m surprised there weren’t that many squatters today.)

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February 9, 2010 at 11:43 pm

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Venting About Dumb Cats

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We all know cats are smarter than dogs. Let me go even farther than that. Female cats are smarter than male cats. How do I know? Peep this.

Whenever it’s cold outside, my oldest female Dessa and oldest male JJ hang out around various vents.

Dessa knows what she’s doing. She lays down a decent distance from the vent so when the heat comes out it warms her entire body.

What does JJ do? The dumbass put his ENTIRE BODY up against the vent. Not only does this not warm that part of the house up but it only warms up the part of his body that’s touching the vent.

You could pick him up after an hour by the vent and his one side will be hot while his other side will be cold.

Speaking of the bitch, here’s an update on her feelings toward the newest female of the house, Bella.

Now here’s the $64,000 question: Will there be screaming/hissing/growling/paw swats of doom that don’t come close to making contact?

Nope. The ol’ sniffing kisses.

I gave up long ago trying to figure out what goes on in this house. Actually, they get along a considerable amount of time, although I think that’s only if Dessa doesn’t actually have to look at the White Menace.

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February 9, 2010 at 11:23 pm

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Snowtorious B.I.G. — Bonus Track~!

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So not too long ago I posted pics of the recent snow fall my redneck of the woods received. I forgot to add these two.

That red thing is my Sunday fishwrap. Damn. I wasn’t expecting that this week, and I wouldn’t have blamed my carrier one bit.

And now we’re getting more of this shit tonight. It’s supposed to fall for the next day or so with accumulations between 8 and 100 inches. Damn you Mother Nature.

I drove in to work today because there was a LOT of shit I needed to get done, especially with this second wave coming. Fortunately, I was able to get what I wanted done and got out just before the snow started up. How were the roads? Not that bad. The big problem wasn’t so much the roads but rather the snow banks. And the motorists. One thing that drives me up the wall is when you’re in a traffic jam and when you get to the point where the jam ends there’s NOTHING. No accident. No broken down vehicle. No dead bodies. Traffic just … goes away. WTF?

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February 9, 2010 at 11:11 pm

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