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Letting Loose With Valentine’s Day

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So my Facebook page is currently filled with Valentine’s Day-related comments. I remember back in my youth I was always depressed because I didn’t have that special someone. Boo-hoo. If only I could find someone to love me I would make them the happiest person in the world blahblahblah.

What a difference 13 years make.

What is the kkk household doing for V-day? Not a damn thing. She’s over her parents’ house. I’m here. When you’re single and looking, you have thoughts of champagne and strawberries, weekend getaways, flowers and all that other shit.

Here’s reality.

Friday night I came to bed with Mrs. kkk already asleep. I snuggled up and put my arm around her. I gave a little peck on her shoulder blade and then she let out a fart that vibrated my right quad, which was up against that part of her body.

Cuddle time was over.

And when I told her about this incident Saturday morning, she didn’t remember a thing.

Remember this story the next time you think spending your life with someone is nothing but barefoot romps through sunny meadows.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

February 14, 2010 at 1:20 pm

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Don’t Make Me Get All Cricket Up In Here

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Uhhh, OK.

South Africa were 266-9 in their first innings when bad light ended play on the opening day of the second and final cricket Test against India on Sunday.

The Proteas lost seven wickets for 32 runs in the post-tea session.

Scoreboard at stumps:

South Africa 1st innings:

Fall of wickets: 1-9 (Smith), 2-218 (Petersen), 3-229 (Amla), 4-251 (Kallis), 5-253 (Prince), 6-253 (Duminy), 7-254 (de Villiers), 8-255 (Harris), 9-261 (Steyn).

Bowling: Zaheer 21-5-77-3, Sharma 17-3-56-1 (nb6), Mishra 20-3-68-1 (nb3), Harbhajan 23-2-60-3

Toss: South Africa

I have no idea what any of this means, but I know a beatdown whenever I see one.

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February 14, 2010 at 11:29 am

Posted in Sports