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Archive for February 24th, 2010

Slovakia’s Dark Prince On Skates

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So one of my Facebook peeps posted the following update: “great title for news story on nhl.com–satan lifts slovakia.”

He’s talking about Miroslav Šatan, who has one of the greatest names in all of sports.

This got me the thinking. It’s too bad hockey isn’t big with the Hispanic population. If so, we could have had a face-off between Satan and another player named Jesus.

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February 24, 2010 at 9:33 pm

Posted in Sports

No Longer Humming Along

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Score one for the enviro-weenies.

General Motors said Wednesday it was unable to complete the sale of its Hummer brand to China-based Tengzhong and would wind down operations of the brand of military-style sport utility vehicles.

Never drove one. Never will. Next.

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February 24, 2010 at 9:23 pm

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Judging The Idol Judges

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While I actually agree with Patti’s opinion, even though I don’t watch this show past the first couple episodes of each season…

Patti LaBelle thinks some people shouldn’t be on “American Idol”—and she’s not talking about the contestants.

Says Labelle: “Some of the judges, I don’t think they’re qualified to even judge.”

The 65-year-old singer wouldn’t say which judge she thought was lacking on the hit Fox show, which has Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi ( KAYR’-ah dee-oh-GWAR’-dee) and Ellen DeGeneres picking America’s top singers. Tuesday’s “Idol” episode saw 12 female semifinalists competitng during “Hollywood Week.”

…I have to do a heel turn just so I can say, “Well I don’t think YOU’RE qualified to sing the National Anthem.”

If this is your thing, then yay. Personally, I prefer those who try to make the moment more about the anthem than themselves.

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February 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Posted in Entertainment

It’s Not The Size Of The PENSIS But The Motion In The Ocean (LOL)

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So years ago I was checking my work inbox at the old job when this one spam email entered my life. Now I used to get a TON of penis-related ads, and most of the images associated with these advertisements were stupid. However, this one ad caught my eye and I laughed my ass off. I kept this image in my Photobucket account and in my previous blog I referenced it every now and then.

Why am I talking about this? Fast forward to last night when I was in my Photobucket account. I noticed that one of my images was replaced with that stupid picture reading “This image has violated Photobucket’s terms of service.”

These images have been in my account for YEARS and nothing has ever been done about them. Which ad was in violation.?

OH HELL NO.

My God, it’s not even that bad an ad.

I was actually pissed off. This was the only place I ever kept this image, and now it was gone.

Quick. What to do? Well there’s that archive website which is supposed to “save” the Internet. That was a waste of time.

I then turned to help of a longtime KK’s Korner reader in hopes that the message board he admins had some sort of ability to get this previously posted image. Guess what?







































OH HELL YEAH~!!!

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SMUES!

Seriously, what is so terrible about this image? You can’t see any private parts (the chick even makes an effort to cover up her boob). There’s no foul language. It’s simply an awesome awesome awesome picture. I’m sure someone with a stick up the ass was having a bad day and decided to take out it out on me and my Photobucket account.

And while this above-mentioned ad got axed, this one is still around in my Photobucket account.

Not to mention the Naked Chocolate Jesus.

And finally, while I was begging the person above for assistance, I was asking my other message board peeps for help. Another person directed me to a blog with an entry from 2007 that had the SAME PICTURE AND STORY OF BEING INTRODUCED TO THE AD.

This was waiting for me in my work email this morning…

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February 24, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Posted in Life