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Archive for March 10th, 2010

220+ Years Of Experience Gone In Several Hours

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Guess these two thought Hussein Healthcare was all but a formality and figured they might as well get out now while the gettin’ was good.

Two of the oldest people in the world have died on the same day.

Mary Josephine Ray, who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, died Sunday at age 114 years, 294 days. She died at a nursing home in Westmoreland but was active until about two weeks before her death, her granddaughter Katherine Ray said….

…Ray died just hours before Daisey Bailey, who was 113 years, 342 days, said L. Stephen Coles, a director of the Gerontology Research Group, which tracks and studies old people and certifies those 110 or older, called supercentenarians.

Actually, this brings up an interesting question. I was listening to Michael Savage’s radio show the other day and he posed the following question: If you had a choice between living until you were 84 or living your life as it is without knowing when you would die, what would you choose?

Truthfully, I don’t know how I would answer this question. For as much as I like to be prepared, and knowing when you will die would really help out with planning for life’s later financial needs, would you really be enjoying the rest of your life if you knew exactly when you would die?

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March 10, 2010 at 10:56 pm

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You Dropped A Prom On Me

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Here’s the $64,000 question I want answered. When it to these types of situations, who decides to wear the tux and who decides to wear the dress?

A northern Mississippi school district decided Wednesday not to host a high school prom after a lesbian student demanded she be able to attend with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo.

The Itawamba County school district’s policy requires that senior prom dates be of the opposite sex. The American Civil Liberties Union of Mississippi had given the district until Wednesday to change that policy and allow 18-year-old Constance McMillen to escort her girlfriend, who is also a student, to the dance on April 2.

Instead, the school board met and issued a statement announcing it wouldn’t host the event at Itawamba County Agricultural High School in Fulton, “due to the distractions to the educational process caused by recent events.”

The statement didn’t mention McMillen or the ACLU. When asked by The Associated Press if McMillen’s demand led to the cancellation, school board attorney Michele Floyd said she could only reference the statement.

“It is our hope that private citizens will organize an event for the juniors and seniors,” district officials said in the statement. “However, at this time, we feel that it is in the best interest of the Itawamba County School District, after taking into consideration the education, safety and well being of our students.”

The ACLU said a school policy banning same-sex prom dates violated McMillen’s constitutional rights.

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March 10, 2010 at 10:44 pm

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Late-Night Twitter Follower

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God help me if something like this would ever happen to KK’s Korner.

Late-night host-in-exile Conan O’Brien’s decision to follow an unsuspecting Michigan woman on Twitter has turned her life upside down.

Last week, Sarah Killen had three Twitter followers. This week, the 19-year-old Conway Township resident has 20,000.

She’s the only person O’Brien is following on the microblogging site.

Whenever I see the search terms entered from people who visit this place, I sometimes wonder what their reaction is upon not finding pictures about belly-button fingering but rather…

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March 10, 2010 at 10:30 pm

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Rest In Pieces Of Ash

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So the latest news going around the kkk in-law family tree is that the crack-whore sister-in-law has six months to live. While I still have my money down on her outliving all of us, the better half wants to start saving to help her parents out with paying for burial expenses if/when the time arrives.

We talked about this subject in the past, and my opinion was that it would be best to just get an idea of how much this shit will cost and save for whenever this happens. Mrs. kkk’s parents aren’t what you call wealthy, and the crack-whore sister-in-law isn’t exactly the most responsible person out there — big shock, I know. And after talking to the better half’s brother, whose household will kick in one-third of the expenses if needed, we seem set. Rather than talk to the in-laws about this topic, I would rather just wait until the crack-whore sister-in-law is no longer a drain on the public coffers and then ask the in-laws about burial expenses.

Here was my one stipulation to this all: there’s no way in fuck I’m paying anything more than a basic cremation. No viewing. No frills. Just toss the crack-whore sister-in-law into the furnace and put her remains in an urn. Sorry, but when you lived your life as irresponsible as the crack-whore sister-in-law has, I don’t give a rat’s ass about anything but getting this over with as quickly and cheaply as possible. I told Mrs. kkk that if her parents mother wants anything more extravagant, then we’ll pay for one-third of the cost of a basic cremation. But the rest of the costs will be on the in-laws.

If this makes me sound like a cold-hearted asshole, then good. Actually, I think the better half agrees with my sentient. It’s just the Catholic guilt is preventing her from saying something similar to what I’ve been rambling on about.

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March 10, 2010 at 10:24 pm

Posted in Life