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Archive for March 23rd, 2010

The Prodigal Criminal Returns

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Manslaughter. I wonder what he did? My guess is drunk driving.

A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jail.

A judged sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles on Monday. He was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer.

Authorities say Jiles tried to climb a 12-foot (3 1/2-meter) fence at the Brevard County Detention Center in August. He was caught and hospitalized with severe cuts from the barbed wire. He had been released a week earlier after accepting a plea deal on a manslaughter charge.

Jiles had begged jail officials to take him back into custody, saying he feared retaliation from the victim’s family. Jail officials said they couldn’t take him in and told him to file a police report.

Damn you vague AP report.

Ohhh, a shooting.

A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation in a manslaughter case by trying to break back into jail for his own protection, Florida Today reports.

Sylvester Jiles, 25, was originally sentenced to eight years of probation for a 2007 shooting death. Last summer, three days after his release, Jiles returned to the Brevard County Detention Center and begged officers to take him back, saying he feared for his life from members of the victim’s family.

Police told him to file a police report, but Jiles instead climbed one fence into the jail and was trying to get over the second one, which was covered with razor-sharp wire, when he fell and suffered deep cuts.

In the end, he was charged in a Viera, Fla., court with violating his probation by trespassing on jail property.

I wonder if it was drug/gang-related? Oh hell, I’m not posting another article on this.

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March 23, 2010 at 8:34 pm

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Party Down The Line

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So what are the immediate ramifications of Hussein Health Care? The complete destruction of the private health insurance industry and the transformation of the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave into another third-world shit-hole where we beg at the table of the State for crumbs, or perhaps a MRI? Nah, that won’t be for a while. At least until after the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher’s re-election bid.

But what’s going to happen TODAY is that my days of ticket-splitting are over.

Yeah I know you’re probably thinking, “kkk? Voting Democrat? LOLZ.” Well believe it or not I have done this in more elections than naught since I became eligible to vote. Now while I haven’t voted for a Democrat candidate for Congress or beyond, I had often split my ticket when it came to local and state-wide races.

Or at least I did.

It’s nothing but the party line for me now.

Sorry guys, but when your Top Imam is waging a jihad against my health insurance, I wage a jihad against your Party. It may not be pretty, but when Abdul blows himself up on a crowded bus there’s bound to be collateral damage. Such is the case here. Sad thing is I was actually seriously considering voting for a Democrat governor in this year’s election. Niet.

Let’s just hope that my Democrat State Representative doesn’t pay a visit to my door this year, which he did back in 2008. I don’t think he’s going to like what he has to hear.

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March 23, 2010 at 8:20 pm

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Working Overtime, But Did It Take Care Of Business?

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So am I the only one that thinks the new NFL playoff overtime system is dumb?

• Both teams must have the opportunity to possess the ball once during the extra period, unless the team that receives the opening kickoff scores a touchdown on its initial possession, in which case it is the winner.

• If the team that possesses the ball first scores a field goal on its initial possession, the other team shall have the opportunity to possess the ball. If [that team] scores a touchdown on its possession, it is the winner. If the score is tied after [both teams have a] possession, the team next scoring by any method shall be the winner.

• If the score is tied at the end of a 15-minute overtime period, or if [the overtime period’s] initial possession has not ended, another overtime period will begin, and play will continue until a score is made, regardless of how many 15-minute periods are necessary.

I don’t mind the NFL overtime rules being changed. But not to this.

The NHL has sudden death hockey in the playoffs, and it’s a pretty sure bet that each team touches the puck before the game-winning goal is scored.

MLB has lets each team have its three outs once a game’s inning count reaches double digits.

The NBA plays five minutes of extended time.

Each of these scenarios make sense. But in the NFL a team can win the coin toss, complete a few passes and kick a field goal. Meh. While I have always said that the losing team could have decided their fate during regulation, I didn’t have an objection to wanting to change overtime procedures. I think the way college footballs handles OT would work in the NFL. Heck, because kickers are more accurate on the professional level maybe start each drive at the 50-yard line or something. But to have this “a field goal gives the other team the ball but a touchdown doesn’t” is just … odd.

Besides, if Donovan McNabb ever has to deal with this; his head might explode.

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March 23, 2010 at 7:46 pm

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One Of Ours One Of Ours Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble

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So yesterday was one fun drive home. Let me explain:

I drive several roads to get from my workplace to picking up Mrs. kkk from her job. One road recently underwent some construction. What did the powers-that-be do? Install two stoplights for my road and another road where before it was a Lord of the Flies-type thing going on. Sure there was a bit of chaos, but in the two years I have been driving this route I have never seen one accident, or even one that nearly took place. But now with these stoplights they back up traffic a good 20 minutes where it used to take 1-2 minutes tops. You see, there’s this other stoplight not too far down from these two newly installed lights and causes the lines from our two lanes to become gridlocked because that light isn’t always green when our lights turn green. Basically, it’s a huge clusterfuck that has me contemplating alternate routes.

Why am I talking about this? Because yesterday this assclown in a towtruck was back a few cars from me in this manufactured traffic jam. He apparently didn’t like being in park for 5+ minutes and started drifting left to right and honking his horn. Yeah, that’ll work. Well I took note that this idiot was going to get in the closed lane next to my road and line jump. I took a pen and paper from my glove compartment because I intended on taking down his license plate number. Sure enough, he peeled out and started driving down the closed lane. I wrote down the plate number, jotted down the company name on his vehicle and called 911 to report him to the police.

After telling the operator the reason for my call, the following exchange was made. You can figure out who’s who:

What was his license plate number?

*Gives out plate number*

Oh, so it’s a tow truck. (I neglected to say it was a tow truck in my initial report; I just said vehicle.)

Yes, and the name on the side said “McGann and Chester.”

Oh…that’s one of ours. I’ll call the office.

Yeah, I’m sure this will be promptly dealt with.

And today an Access van did the same thing. You’re driving old people. What’s the hurry?

This van was a ways away from me. If I had known this driver was going to pull this shit, and I was within viewing distance, I would have written down HIS license plate number down as well. Fuck this shit. Not only could this injure someone but it only gives other dipshits the motivation to follow suit.

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March 23, 2010 at 7:32 pm

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Biden’s Warm-Up Act

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Say what you want about Joe Biden and how he makes Dan Quayle look like a Rhodes Scholar, but the man can suck up with the best of them.

My normally scheduled radio listening was interrupted so I could witness the demise of America, and now Joe is knob-slobbing America’s Top Imam. You know, if I actually believed all the bullshit coming from his mouth, I would like the guy.

Now I know why Hussein picked Biden.

And now the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher is up.

And now the radio option is off and the CD player is on.

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March 23, 2010 at 11:47 am

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