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Birthday Blues

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So yesterday I went to the niece-in-law’s 12-year-old birthday bash. Thank Christ these kids are getting older and pretty soon we won’t be going to these stupid events. They’re kids. They want to be with their friends. They don’t care if adults are present. And who can blame them? Anyway, two kids didn’t show up to this event because they were “sick.” Sick in the summer time? Whatever.

Well this morning I discovered that some other kids at this party should have called off sick as well. MOTHER FUCKER. I had to use a vacation day and will likely use one tomorrow.

And the cherry on this sundae? I managed to do something I thought I could never accomplish: offend the brother-in-law. Here’s the story. The mother-in-law brought the crack-whore niece-in-law’s 18-month-old kid to this event. I don’t really deal with the kid to begin with, but I don’t HATE the tot. Anyway, she began eating shit, and this of course meant her face was soon covered in slobber, spit and particles of food. Sorry, I don’t want to see that shit when I’m eating. I left the table and made a comment to the brother-in-law about how I couldn’t eat in front of the kid looking like that. It wasn’t a mean-spirited remark; I was explaining why I moved away from the table. But I guess he took it as offensive for whatever reason. He told Mrs. kkk about this and … well, let’s just say it was a fun ride home. I’m seriously considering not ever going back to the brother-in-law’s place because that’s how pissed off this made me — well that and the fact I’m a lunatic. You have a problem with something I say? Well then say it to me. Don’t report to the better half. And don’t get “offended” at something like that when you’ve previously made racist comments about other kids. Oh, I remember the, “light chocolate milk” remark, and that bitch, among other things, WILL be brought up at a future date should the occasion call for it.

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be a ball.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

August 30, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Posted in Life

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