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Do-Over

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So I was reading someone’s blog and the ol’ “If you had the chance to do it all over again, would you?” question came up.

My answer: No. God help me should I get dealt a lesser hand than I already did.

Seriously, I wouldn’t be the person I am today if I didn’t spend all those years fucking up. Because now I’m just an aura of perfection. Yeppers.

Actually, if I had to do it over again, I’d make sure to get laid more often. My God was I inept at figuring out the opposite sex.

I said, “was.” Who the hell am I fooling with that past-tense stuff?

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm

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Golden Memories

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I just realized something while looking at my Facebook News Feed earlier today.

I was able to identify the episode to each “Golden Girls Quote Generator” entry posted.

Hey, when your wife has all but one season on DVD (that elusive Season Four in the shiny green case which never seems to go on sale) and you grew up watching the NBC Saturday Night lineup with your grandma on her 17-inch black-and-white television set with only five available stations, you can’t help but remember this shit. In fact, let me see if I can remember the Saturday Night lineup: 227, Amen, Golden Girls, Empty Nest and Hunter.

Yeah, like remember all this doesn’t depress me even more.

You know what? Fuck that. Those were some good times. Sitting there on a recliner with grandma in her rocking chair as she said, “bankrupt, bankrupt” to any woman under 30 or any person of color playig Wheel of Fortune. Blurting out answers, err, questions, on Jeopardy! to topics I knew absolutely nothing about as grandma screamed at me to shut up. (Hey, sort of like what I do at KK’s Korner!) Laughing as grandma bitched about my half-brother living up in her attic, calling him “freeloader” instead of his actual name and commenting on his longtime “mixed breed” girlfriend.

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September 1, 2010 at 10:16 pm

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Marriage Is The Pitts For Brad

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Well Brad Pitt won’t marry Angelina Jolie until everybody can marry, regardless of sexual preference.

Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won’t be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. “Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year- old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

In the article he reflects on “fifteen things I think everyone should know.”

Uh, OK. I guess I probably could go down the conventional right-wing route and whine about how the Hollywoodliberalelite should just shut up and make movies and not spout their commie beliefs to red-state America. Maybe I should also lament back to when Pitt made that “Seven Years in Tibet” movie, and Time magazine asked for his opinion about the China-Taiwan situation to which he replied, “What do I know? I’m an actor.” Nah, I’m not going to do any of this. Instead I have to give my brother from another mother a pound, thug-style yo. If only I had thought up this idea a few years ago. “Sorry dear, we can’t get married until Tom and Steve are allowed to do the same.” Brilliant. I guess I could say that if Pitt and Jolie became Canadian citizens then they could get hitched, but I’m not going to player-hate on Pitt’s strategy.

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September 1, 2010 at 8:18 pm

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