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Destination Courtroom

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So I watched “The Final Destination” tonight. Not to be confused with regular ol’ “Final Destination.” It was what you’d expect it to me.

I can’t remember which of these “Final Destination” movies I’ve seen and which ones I haven’t. They all blend with one another — like the “Saw” movies. I will say this, though. I wonder if movies like this are what trial lawyers beat off to in their sleep. Think about it. Whenever one of these deaths took place, at least 100 malfunctions of various equipment have to take place. If a lawyer could tap into one of these “visions” without being part of the “chain” of deaths, lord only knows how many companies the ambulance chaser could go after.

“You see, your honor. If that screw didn’t get loosened by that motorist which flicked his cigarette onto the road, which caused the Mack Truck driver, who was drinking a cup of scalding coffee prepared for him by the fast-food drive-thru cashier, to swerve into the right lane, which caused the loosened cargo he was transporting to move out of place and graze the bridge, which caused that loosened screw, my client’s daughter wouldn’t have been squashed by the collapsing bridge.”

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 4, 2010 at 10:48 pm

Posted in Entertainment

Turnover Isn’t Idle For This Show

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Awww, that’s too bad. I had no idea who this person was. I still don’t.

Kara DioGuardi is officially out at “American Idol.”

Like rats off a sinking ship.

After months of speculation, Fox announced Friday that the songwriter who joined the Fox singing competition’s judging panel during its eighth season in 2009 was stepping down from her role as a judge.

DioGuardi’s exit follows the departures of judges Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres.

OK, this part cracked me up. Love the placement of these two sentences.

DioGuardi said in a statement that it felt like “the best time to leave ‘Idol.'”

Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez are the reported front-runners to join the panel.

Cause and effect?

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 4, 2010 at 12:40 am

Posted in Entertainment

Someone’s Getting Hurt? Abort Procedure

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Someone got hurt during an abortion.

Uhhhhh…

Maryland health officials have ordered two doctors to stop performing abortions after a woman was critically injured during a procedure last month.

The state Board of Physicians ordered Dr. Steven Brigham to stop practicing medicine without a license in Maryland and suspended the license of Dr. Nicola Riley. Police raided one of Brigham’s offices in Elkton looking for medical records, and found dozens of late-term fetuses in a freezer at a clinic.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 4, 2010 at 12:36 am

Posted in News

An Opinion Seeking Direction

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The Kenyan Koffee Fetcher is right. We will be moving in the “right direction” soon enough.

President Hussein said on Friday he would outline new measures next week to boost the U.S. economy, but analysts were skeptical he would be able to deliver a big enough package to lift growth significantly.

The Muslim Wookie Fucker made his remarks after August data showed that jobs — the central issue in November congressional elections — were being created too slowly.

The White House is under pressure to show tangible results in lifting growth and hiring before the Nov. 2 election, when Osama’s Democrats face punishment from voters anxious about near double-digit unemployment.

“I will be addressing a broader package of ideas next week,” Kenya’s Favorite Son told reporters in the White House Rose Garden.

“We are confident that we are moving in the right direction. But we want to keep this recovery moving stronger and accelerate the job growth that is needed so desperately all across the country.”

Please don’t confuse this with any overwhelming enthusiasm of Republicans taking control of Congress. Shit, I’d be content to just have the Democrat majorities trimmed down. Why? Because if there’s a GOP “takeover” this year, I would all but be certain that America’s Top Imam would get a second term. The Non-Dialect Negro still might four more years even if Democrats still control Congress after November, but I’m afraid if it’s a GOP Congress and a Muslim Presidency then the dumbmasses will be content with this separation of Party powers post-2012. I don’t really give a shit if the Republicans are in the majority after the upcoming mid-term elections; it’s not like Hussein Health Care is going to get axed or that government spending will be curbed.

However, it will be funny to see a 50-50 split in the Senate and see how willing the Democrats would be to “power sharing,” which is something they whined like bitches about back in 2000 when the Senate was evenly divided with a Republican vice president casting any tie-breaking votes. I would also find great hilarity with all the Internet comments bitching about any shift in Congress that prevents the Bolshevik Barbie from continuing her role as House Speaker.

Hmmm, I may be changing my previous stance on this topic…

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 4, 2010 at 12:31 am

Posted in News

kkk’s Rule Of Life #20

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Before rummaging around your office looking for something someone sent you via snail mail, make sure said person actually sent it.

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September 4, 2010 at 12:08 am