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At Home Watching Someone Stealing Home

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I was watching this game when this play took place. I think my favorite part of it all was when the Reds pitcher turned around to second base as the Rockies player was making his move home. Guess when the crowd started buzzing when the steal attempt began, the pitcher thought something was happening at second base.

Chris Nelson was watching when Nick Masset looked down at the ground.

Talk about a heads-up play.

Nelson stole home in the eighth inning to send the Colorado Rockies to a 6-5 victory over the Cincinnati Reds on Thursday, completing a four-game series sweep and extending their winning streak to season-best seven games.

With one out and runners on the corners, Nelson broke for home before Masset (3-4) threw his first pitch to Miguel Olivo. Inexplicably, Masset stepped off the mound, whirled to his left and toward second base.

“He was just looking right at the ground,” Nelson said. “He wasn’t paying me any attention. [Third baseman Scott] Rolen was playing back. So I just decided I should just go ahead and go. I didn’t stop.”

Nelson scored easily to give the Rockies a 6-5 lead. He became the first player to take home for his first career steal since Dan Uggla of the Florida Marlins accomplished the feat on April 21, 2006, against the Philadelphia Phillies, according to STATS LLC.

Not sure how long this will stay on YouTube, but whatever.


Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 10, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Posted in Sports

Making A Date To Wally’s Worlds

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When the highlight of the day is entering the workplace kitchen at 8 am and discovering that some idiot didn’t turn off the left burner on the gas stove top from the day before, you know it’s going to be a good day, Tater. The one highlight? Discovering that if I mistakenly dial a “5” instead of a “4” in the help-line I oversee I end up calling an adult hot-line. I found this out while trying to figure out why my 1-800 number was on the fritz.

Fortunately, tonight was “Wal-Mart/Sam’s Club” night, so it was off to feel better about myself.

And feel better about myself I did.

As the better half and I were walking back to our cars from Wal-Mart, there was a woman in her parked car who was repeatedly SCREAMING into her phone, “It’s over between us! Don’t ever come back over!” She then sped out of the parking lot, almost crashing into some poor guy who was innocently backing up his pickup truck that featured a Palin ’12 bumper sticker on the lower left back window. God I love my county.

And to make matters better, my local Sam’s brought back dates. 1,000,000 of them for $5.


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September 10, 2010 at 9:23 pm

Posted in Life

Mack Truck Daddy

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So I just heard the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher say the following on a radio show: “The economy right now is like a patient that got hit by a Mack truck and has been convalescing. It can’t run yet, but it’s walking,”

Yeah, and now it’s receiving government health care.

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September 10, 2010 at 9:35 am

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Driving Me Crazy

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So this morning the better half and I were making our usual workplace commute when we ended up behind the crack-whore niece-in-law and the Access vehicle which was carting her ass down to the local Methadone clinic — 25 miles away from her place. Nice to know that public transportation system is around for a reason. The crack-whore was the only passenger in the Access vehicle, so the State (re: the taxpayer) was paying for someone to drive a useless parasite more than an hour one-way, paying to have this person wait in the car while the parasite got her fix, and paying to drive this parasite back to her taxpayer-funded apartment.

Then the better half got a text on her cell phone from the crack-whore asking why Mrs. kkk “hated her so much” that she couldn’t even wave to her. Please note the crack-whore is currently in a “I’m not talking to anyone because everyone hates me,” phase, so why the fuck would we want to go out of our way to get this piece of white trash involved in our existence?

I really need to change the morning commute route.

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September 10, 2010 at 9:13 am

Posted in Life