Archive for September 12th, 2010
Stumble Over Stubble
I’m not a “beard” person, but this cartoon does hit close to home.
On the rare occasion I get to Day 3 of not shaving the face, I just put a new blade on because I know it’s really going to hurt otherwise.
I like my face smooth as a baby’s bottom, which might explain what comes out of my mouth.
I think the longest I went without shaving was 4 days. Felt disgusting as hell.
Romo Red-Faced
Oh if I had the power to transform into other things, I’d turn into a fly and hang out on a wall in Jerry Jones’ executive suite at FedEx field.
WOWOWOWOWOWOW! DeAngelo Hall scores an unbelievable touchdown on a flip pass from Romo to Felix Jones with five seconds left in the half! Jones fumbled and the ball bounces right to Hall and he has a clear path to the endzone.
Redskins 10-0
I think the events at 0:22 and beyond may actually happen tonight.
Fitting His Name Is Johnson, Because The Lions Got Screwed
If Calvin Johnson had Peyton Manning throw the ball to him, the officials would have ruled his catch a touchdown.
Terrible call. Terrible rule.
Jay Cutler had 372 passing yards and threw a late 28-yard touchdown toss to Matt Forte, and the Chicago Bears beat the Detroit Lions 19-14 in the season opener after Calvin Johnson’s apparent TD catch was ruled an incompletion.
The controversial call came with 25 seconds left, after Johnson outjumped Chicago’s Zackary Bowman for what looked like a 25-yard touchdown. Johnson appeared to have gotten both feet down inbound before letting the ball go, but what looked like a game-winner was ruled an incomplete pass by the officials.
That call was upheld by the replay, and after two more incompletions, the Lions walked off the field with their 21st consecutive road loss.
Excuse This Post
So there is a Facebook fan page thing going around titled: “How many times do I have to say ‘excuse me’ before ‘get the fuck out of my way’ becomes acceptable?”
To answer this question, my policy has always been “Two and then plow through.”
On a similar etiquette note, my five-second rule of holding a door for someone has been in place for at least 10 years and has served me well.
