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Yelling “Fire” Over A Burning Holy Book

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Oh for fuck’s sake.

Last week we saw a Florida Pastor – with 30 members in his church – threaten to burn Korans which lead to riots and killings in Afghanistan. We also saw Democrats and Republicans alike assume that Pastor Jones had a Constitutional right to burn those Korans. But Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer told me on “GMA” that he’s not prepared to conclude that — in the internet age — the First Amendment condones Koran burning.

“Holmes said it doesn’t mean you can shout ‘fire’ in a crowded theater,” Breyer told me. “Well, what is it? Why? Because people will be trampled to death. And what is the crowded theater today? What is the being trampled to death?”

And burning a U.S. flag isn’t the same thing? In fact, unless you were in San Francisco or a college/university, I’d wager that burning a U.S. flag on U.S. soil would be more like yelling “fire” in a crowded theater than burning a Koran. Nice try, shitdick.

I guess I might as well talk about the whole “Koran” burning story that took place last week.

What a bunch of nothing.

A few dozen Florida rednecks said they were going to burn a Koran on September 11 and it makes worldwide headlines with even the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher commenting on the issue. This wasn’t that big a story. The best way to deal with a skinhead rally at City Hall is to just ignore them the morning they want to get all “white power” on the Capitol steps. All this media coverage just fanned the flames of these dopes. (Pun intended.)

It’s too bad this group didn’t submerge a Koran in a jar of urine or plaste a picture of Muhammad with elephant poop. That way they could have been eligible for a National Endowment for the Arts grant.


Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 14, 2010 at 10:22 pm

Posted in News

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