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Recording The Stars Dancing … Or Just One Star In Particular

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So now the better half is taping “Dancing With The Stars” this season because … Kurt Warner is one of the contestants.

She should just start hiding outside his house with a pair of binoculars and get it over with right now.

Actually, there’s a funny post-story to this … story. After I commented on this matter at my Facebook wall, someone made some … not so nice comments about the former NFL quarterback. This of course pissed off Mrs. kkk, and she said to me, “Why would someone want to wish death upon another person. That’s so cruel. Nobody should ever have that wished upon them … unless they are Michael Vick. Because he killed dogs.”

Please note, this is the same woman who is married to a person who has routinely wished pain and suffering upon untold masses of people — and that’s just including those I dated.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 21, 2010 at 9:56 pm

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Raising A Stink

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So with the kkk AC unit in hospice, the better half and I actually have to … open up our windows. How do people live like this?

Sure I hate humidity with a vengeance, but if the upstairs windows remain open overnight this usually cools down the whole house for the next day if we close the windows that morning.

While this cool-down method is all fine and dandy, there’s one little problem with this plan of attack for the remainder of summer/early fall.

We are getting invaded by stink bugs like the Southwest is getting invaded by invaders from south of the border.

What is a stink bug? Hell if I know. Let the Internet educate me.

Shield bugs have glands in their thorax between the first and second pair of legs which produce a foul smelling liquid. This liquid is used defensively to deter potential predators and is sometimes released when the bugs are handled carelessly.

I just noticed these little bastards last night when dozens of them were hanging on various screen windows. The better half told me not to kill any because the local newscast that causes them to stink and attract more bugs. Happy happy joy joy.

And then I noticed Bella and JJ up by the screens trying to EAT these things.

OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!!!!

Windows down.

Room temperature up.

I swear this is one of the Biblical plagues or something. Maybe the stink bugs cut the power to the AC unit and are onto Phase 2 of Operation Infiltrate The kkk Manor. I’ve never seen these things before and now it’s “Night of the Living Dead.” Only with stink bugs.

If the CIA can create AIDS to wipe out America’s inner cities, why can’t the current administration launch a stink bug attack on suburbia?

Never thought I’d say this, but winter can’t come fast enough.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 21, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Posted in Life