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Advice To A Younger Me

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So earlier this morning I thought to myself what advice my current-day self would have given the me of 15 years ago.

Other than a few job interview tips, I couldn’t think of a single thing at first. Please note I wasn’t including future Super Bowl winners, stocks to buy or anything like that.

After much thought, here’s what I came up with.

1) Be content with the three Star Wars movies you have already seen. Don’t ask for more.

2) I hope you enjoyed your time at the 1992 NLCS. You ain’t going to experience that feeling for quite some time.

3) Even though you’ll find out more gals found you attractive than your initial estimation of 0, you’re still a social retard and don’t even bother.

I went back and forth with Number 3. After all, had I applied myself I probably would have gotten laid a helluva lot more than I actually did. However, knowing me, I still wouldn’t have finished the deal even with nearly a generation’s worth of game in my back pocket. I was always freaked out of knocking up my partner. Uhhhh, hooray for morals?

Actually, this inability to understand the opposite sex had me boiling when I learned years later after my college stint that there were a number of ladies that had an interest in me. In this age of equality why didn’t they make the first move? Probably because they were just as messed up as me. Hooray for being young and dumb. Not sure what my excuse is now.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 23, 2010 at 7:00 pm

Posted in Life

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