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Cleaning Out The Cobwebs

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So today was house-cleaning day. Thankfully, the temperature has cooled and I don’t feel like I’m living in a sweatshop. So while I was cleaning away I got to air out the house.

And oddly enough, the room that needed the most airing out was the basement. These are times I’m ever-so-thankful to live in a neighborhood where I can open up the garage door and air out the basement.

I wouldn’t have done this during my time out in Sappy Valley. No way I trust my possessions being left exposed to a bunch of idiot college students.

I wouldn’t have done this during my time in glorious Middletown, Ohio, because, well, just go out to Middletown, Ohio.

But I will do this here. At least I will do this until the city trash make their way out here. Hopefully, this won’t be for a few more generations. I can only hope for sake of my property values.

And another thing: I really need to clean the basement more frequently. I can be such a bleeding-heart at times. I will suck away the cobwebs with no problem, but I don’t want to such up the spiders with the vacuum. I know this is counterproductive because these spiders will just make more webs, but then again these guy earn their keep by snatching up other types of bugs. God I’m a loon. I don’t even squish bugs; I catch and release. I do have my reasons, most of all being I don’t want to clean up the mess made by insect guts splattered across the wall.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

September 25, 2010 at 11:37 pm

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No Full-Service Station Out On The Road For Blue-Hairs

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See that 90-year-old two gas pump stations away from you?

See how she can’t pick up the pump handle or understand the credit-card machine?

See how she can’t figure out that you need to push the button which says “87”?

Well that lady is out on the same streets that you are driving and chances are her vehicle is bigger than yours. And there’s no gas station attendant to assist her once she’s out on the road…

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September 25, 2010 at 9:35 pm

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Something Stinks In DC — And It Ain’t The Pols

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Headline: “Stink Bugs About to Overtake Washington, DC on ‘Biblical’ Level”

The Great Bed Bug Epidemic has been widely covered, but now our nation’s capital is under threat from stink bugs. They smell like sweaty feet and are multiplying fast! According to a specialist, “this is going to be biblical.”

And here I thought they were leaving the Nation’s Capitol early this year to go out campaigning.

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September 25, 2010 at 9:31 pm

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #27

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The true test of a region’s civility is how its motorists react to a flashing red stoplight at a four-way intersection.

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September 25, 2010 at 9:30 pm