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Pumpkin Bumpkin

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So I make it a rule NEVER to comment on a woman’s appearance. Sorry, but that kind of thing can get you into trouble, especially if you (or the lady you are talking to) are married. Hell, I rarely do this with Mrs. kkk. Why? Peep the following conversation from earlier today. You can figure out who’s who.

“How long have you had that shirt?”

“Year or two. Thanks for noticing.”

“Well you said you only wear it during the fall/winter season to work. How the hell am I supposed to see it otherwise?”

“I wear it this tie of year because it’s got autumn colors.”

“I know. That color scheme (orange shirt, beige pants) is a good pumpkin look.”

“So you’re saying I look like a pumpkin.”

“No. I said that color scheme is appropriate for the season because it’s a pumpkin color.”

“So you said I look like a pumpkin…”

A whole bunch of faux bitching ensued but by then I tuned out.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 1, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Posted in Life