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Freedom Of Choice Comments

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So every now and then I get into a Devo groove. Tonight is one of those nights.

sank, swam, go down with the ship
but use your freedom of choice

Awesome.

But you want to know what’s more awesome? Reading some of the comments to SongMeanings.net. Here is what one person said about the meaning to “Whip it.”

I think when he says “Whip it good” he is speaking of one of the late and great Arnold’s, you know that kid from the Nick-a-lodian TV show… I would love to whip that kid 40 or even 50 lashes… thats what I think this song means

Here’s another one.

Actually your all wrong, I’ve actually talked with Devo in the late 90’s about this song. It is actually written about a Artie from the TV show Pete and Pete. Because he can whip anyones butt.

I hope these people are kidding. Either way, when you read something this stupid for the first time you can’t help but laugh and/or shake your head.

You know, kinda like when you visit this place.

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October 13, 2010 at 9:20 pm

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #32

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Why does Big Chocolate call those mini-candy bars “fun size” when they’re anything but?

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October 13, 2010 at 9:14 pm

Chew On This Primary Ingredient

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So this morning I was chewing on some Mentos “Pure Fresh,” gum when the better half noted this product’s primary ingredient: “Xylitor.”

The hell?

I’d expect something sounding like that to be near the end of a product’s ingredient lineup with all the other made-up words like “sucrose esters of fatty acids,” “polydextrose” and “natural flavors,” but first? “Xylitor” sounds like something a tribal group worshiped back in the day before tossing a few virgins into the nearest volcano.

Come to think of it, why did ancient tribes off the virgins? Because they were “pure” or because they didn’t put out?

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October 13, 2010 at 9:13 pm

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Controlled Expressions Of Rage Aren’t Phoney

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So yesterday was … quite the fun day at work. No need to go into details, but I did end up chucking my pen up against the wall and having it shatter into several pieces. But that wasn’t the best part. I still was feeling uber-pissed so what did I do next? Did I punch or kick a wall or other surface which would have won a battle of one-on-one with me? No.

I grabbed a phone book, went outside and smacked the shit out of a tree in front of the building.

Hey, I felt better afterward and no bones were broken.

Yeah, I’m psychotic. But I’ll argue that I had enough control to know that doing something like punch a wall would be stupid so I sought out a healthier alternative.

For years when people asked me if I ever had an operation (yeah, the jokes write themselves on this one), I would reply that I underwent arthroscopic surgery on my right knee due to an old football injury. I then bring out the punchline, “I got it from kicking a wall after the Steelers lost to the Broncos in a playoff game.”

It was the 1989-90 playoffs for those keeping score at home.

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October 13, 2010 at 9:06 pm

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