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BcS Rankkkings

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I think the BcS is stupid, and having watched ESPN’s first BcS ranking show-thing yesterday only solidified this opinion.

My God. Not all these teams are going to stay undefeated. Why even bother discussing this stuff now?

Here are the current rankings:

1 Oklahoma: 6-0
2 Oregon: 6-0
3 Boise State: 6-0
4 Auburn: 7-0
5 TCU: 7-0
6 LSU: 7-0
7 Michigan State: 7-0
8 Alabama: 6-1
9 Utah: 6-0
10 Ohio State: 6-1

OK, now here are my rankkkings.

1 Auburn: 7-0
2 Oklahoma: 6-0
3 LSU: 7-0
4 Oregon: 6-0
5 Michigan State: 7-0
6. Missouri: 6-0
7. Oklahoma State: 6-0
8. Boise State: 6-0
9. TCU: 7-0
10. Utah: 6-0

There you have it. All undefeated. Auburn is in the toughest conference, so they go first. Oklahoma is in a BcS conference and will have to play a title game. They get #2. LSU… well, you get the point. Want to know how much research I did? You’re looking at it.

Look, most of these teams are going to lose. Whoever is left undefeated moves on. Of course, there will probalby be a few undefeated teams — well those teams like Boise State will just get screwed over again like they always do. What’s the point of debating this anymore? It’s all glorified exhibitions outside of conference play.

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October 18, 2010 at 10:37 pm

Posted in Sports

Will Past Acts Hang Over Mel’s Cameo?

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I didn’t care much for “The Hangover.” I liked the idea, but I just didn’t find it all that funny. Hey, comedy’s tough.

With that said, I will watch this once it gets to Comcast OnDemand or in the discount DVD bin.

It worked with Mike Tyson in “The Hangover.” But can director Todd Phillips make a celebrity cameo uncomfortably funny with a much more, er, complicated figure?

The New York Post reported this morning that Mel Gibson will play a Bangkok tattoo artist in “The Hangover 2.” Two people close to the production confirmed to The Times that Gibson — who’s maintained radio silence since recordings apparently capturing his violent rants against ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva surfaced this summer — will play an American expat living in Thailand. (The gang goes to Southeast Asia in the new installment for the wedding of Ed Helms’ character to a Thai-American woman; the movie has begun shooting in Southern California and will head to Thailand in several weeks.)

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October 18, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Posted in Entertainment

Fwank Debate

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LOL wut?

Upon exiting the most recent debate with Barney Fwank, located at WGBH studios in Boston, MA, Republican Congressional candidate, Sean Bielat, gets heckled by a Barney Fwank “supporter” while talking to the media. While watching this video, we realized that we recognized this “supporter”. We received confirmation from two eyewitnesses that the mysterious cameraman was none other than Barney Fwank’s pot-growing boyfriend, James Ready.

How anyone can keep a straight face while debating this pecker is beyond me.

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October 18, 2010 at 10:16 pm

Posted in News

kkk’s Rule Of Life #35

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If you don’t want to hear my commentary then don’t write out a check in the express lane.

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October 18, 2010 at 10:04 pm

Chick Congregation

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So one of my co-workers is getting hitched. Yay. Well, I guess she finally picked out her wedding dress this weekend and I heard a bunch of chick-squealing down the hall. Gag.

I don’t get the deal with wedding dresses. They are way overpriced and don’t really look all that different from one another. This is one of those times I’m glad I’m a guy. I got to the tux store. Rent the thing for a day or two and turn it back in, never to be seen again.

But here is where the SWERVE~! takes place. Turns out the chick-squealing wasn’t for the dress but rather another reason. My other co-worker’s kid is knocked up.

Oh I’m going to have so much fun asking her what she prefers to be called: “Grandma” or just plain ol’ “Grams.”

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October 18, 2010 at 10:02 pm

Posted in Life