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17 Weeks Is Like Halloween For Me

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What is my costume this Halloween?

A middle-aged white guy watching the NFL Red Zone Channel. I even showered for the occasion.

Now get off my lawn you damn kids.

Actually, the Trick-or-Treating ritual is rather a comical one for the kkk household. The better half mills around the front door desperately looking for people approaching our front porch. When someone does, she opens the door and hurriedly throws the candy in each of their buckets. It’s quite comical; I’d compare it to the pit crew at a NASCAR race.

This year we got a 30-pack of candy bars at Sam’s Club for this Halloween. Out of the six previous years we’ve been at the kkk manor, we have only had one year in which we came close to getting 30 trick-or-treaters. Most years we’re lucky to get 10 visitors, which is odd because I know we’ve got more kids in the neighborhood than that. Oh well. Just more calories for me to consume afterward. Of course, whenever I eat any of this candy during the 6 pm – 8 pm trick-or-treating window, the better half throws a fit. Yeah, like we’re going to get a rush of 20 kids from 7:45 pm – 8 pm.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

October 31, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Posted in Life

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