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T S’n A

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So earlier this week I heard a reference to the TSA as “TSA-holes.” If I actually cared about the crackdown patdowns that are taking place at the airport, I’d probably laugh even more.

You know, I guess I should care more about this issue but I don’t. In fact, this is a damn good example to people about how intrusive government can be into your life. Don’t like this? Wait until they take over your health care.

And this story cracks me up.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has issued a travel notice to Muslim airline passengers, warning them that new regulations from the Transportation Security Administration violate certain religious rules.

According to CAIR, the TSA’s new “enhanced pat down” policy should be limited to searching only around Muslim women’s head and neck if they are wearing a hijab and that Muslims objecting to the enhanced full-body scans have the right to request the pat-down procedure be done in a private place.

And this story made me regurgitate ever so slightly:

There have been a number of illuminating discussions here and elsewhere on the TSA Pat-Down policy that has recently been implemented. Gloria Allred, the noted attorney, has her own inimitable take on the situation, as seen in the video below.

Allred has become famous for taking on a number of high-profile cases, usually involving women being taken advantage of, at least from Allred’s point of view. Most recently, she has been involved when Meg Whitman’s long time maid, who was an illegal immigrant, claimed that Whitman fired her when she decided to enter the California gubernatorial race. She also rather cleverly took the case of the first of Tiger Woods’ liaisons (I forget her name, somebody who knows/cared more about pop culture will enlighten us, I’m sure.) and apparently was able to induce Woods to provide a great deal of money for some reason to the woman.

Anyway, on Sean Hannity’s program, they discussed the current political conflict about the new TSA policy. They then interviewed Allred. Hannity asked her, ‘Did they touch your body parts?’. Allred responded, ‘Yeah, they did and it was a first time anybody touched them in a long time and frankly, I liked it.’”

And the funny thing is if these same airport screeners would be asking passengers or proof of identity, Ms. Feel-Me-Up and all the usual suspects would be filing lawsuit after lawsuit.

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November 30, 2010 at 11:31 pm

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Nielsen’s Rating

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So Leslie Nielsen passed away. Just in case you don’t believe me.

Leslie William Nielsen, OC (11 February 1926 – 28 November 2010

Now many people are making references to his Naked Gun movies, or his ‘Don’t call me Shirley” line from “Airplane.” However, here’s something you don’t see every day. From 1977’s “Day of the Animals.”

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November 29, 2010 at 11:53 pm

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Better Dead Than Ed

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Thank Allah you’ve only got another month or so left in office, shithead.

Claiming the bill advanced a “shoot first, ask questions later mentality,” Gov. Ed Rendell on Saturday vetoed legislation expanding self-defense protections.

The bill would have provided the same right to use lethal force in self-defense outside and inside the home.

The so-called castle doctrine in state law gives people the right to shoot an intruder in their home or office without retreat. The bill would have extended that protection to locations such as driveways, streets and parks if a person was confronted by an assailant intent on inflicting death or bodily injury.

I can understand why big-city mayors don’t want their voters packing heat in public. I may not agree with them on this issue, but I can see where they’re coming from.

The moment you want to disarm me in my private residence, or put me in danger by creating a law that questions when I’m allowed to fire at someone invading my property, then it’s on.

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November 28, 2010 at 12:17 am

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #45

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The only thing consistent in life is inconsistency.

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November 27, 2010 at 12:06 am

Black Friday 2010

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Twelve-plus hours, ten stores and one website later I’m back home. God I love the free market. Can’t feel anything below my knees, but that’s OK. It should return eventually.

Why do I head out to the Capitalism Battlefield at all hours of the morning with the rest of the dumb-masses? Because I’m an idiot.

Now I’m off to bed.

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November 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm

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Terrific Turkey Day … Almost

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Well today was fun.

A Turkey Day event sans any crack-head relatives showing up at the in-laws. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves — what a surprise.

And it only cost me 50 cents to learn I live by a thief. We discovered that our newspaper, complete with Black Friday ads, was missing from our delivery driver’s usual spot. Additionally, our neighbor’s paper was untouched. I can’t wait until next year when these shitdicks try this again. While I already knew what was in each stores Black Friday fliers thanks to this here Internet, these sales ads are a great reference for when I’m out in the thick of it. Plus it’s the principle of it all.

Now it’s off to bed so I can get up … three hours from now.

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November 25, 2010 at 11:46 pm

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Slim Tease

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Man Girdles being pimped on TV commercials.

I’ll stick with my pooh-belly, thank you very much.

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November 24, 2010 at 11:43 pm

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