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Terrific Turkey Day … Almost

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Well today was fun.

A Turkey Day event sans any crack-head relatives showing up at the in-laws. Everyone seemed to enjoy themselves — what a surprise.

And it only cost me 50 cents to learn I live by a thief. We discovered that our newspaper, complete with Black Friday ads, was missing from our delivery driver’s usual spot. Additionally, our neighbor’s paper was untouched. I can’t wait until next year when these shitdicks try this again. While I already knew what was in each stores Black Friday fliers thanks to this here Internet, these sales ads are a great reference for when I’m out in the thick of it. Plus it’s the principle of it all.

Now it’s off to bed so I can get up … three hours from now.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

November 25, 2010 at 11:46 pm

Posted in Life

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  1. I’m confused; Do you know for a fact that someone who lives beside you swiped your newspaper, or are you just speculating since your neighbor’s paper was untouched?

    Chazz

    December 4, 2010 at 6:05 am

    • 1) We’ve been getting the Trib for several years.

      2) The other Trib customers all received their newspapers.

      3) Our Trib was MIA last year, too. Mrs. kkk told me this after the fact.

      4) We have received our Trib during other holidays.

      I didn’t call the Trib’s office because I did that a while back and it turned out my carrier did nothing wrong. Another neighbor was taking my Sunday edition. I’m not making my carrier look bad again when I suspect someone took my newspaper. And I’m not going to a neighbor’s house saying, “Gimmie my paper” when I don’t have the evidence.

      kkktookmybabyaway

      December 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm

  2. That’s weird that the person/persons is(seemingly) taking your paper at different times out of everyone else in your neighborhood. I can understand not wanting your carrier to catch hell for what some schmuck did, but you shouldn’t have to pay for it either.

    Chazz

    December 4, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    • “Different times”?

      For the last two years our Turkey Day paper has been taken. That’s the only time. A few years ago, a neighbor was taking my Sunday paper. When I asked the wife of the house about this she said they weren’t. Then it turned out the husband had been taking it.

      Once again, it just cost me 50 cents. And now I know there’s a bandit in my midst. And knowing is half the battle…

      kkktookmybabyaway

      December 4, 2010 at 7:24 pm

  3. I confused The neighbor who was taking your Sunday edition to your Turkey Day newspaper thief as well, which is why I said “different times.” Knowing is really half the battle…

    Chazz

    December 4, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    • I don’t know who took my Turkey Day paper. I have my suspicions. Can’t prove anything, though.

      kkktookmybabyaway

      December 4, 2010 at 11:16 pm


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