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kkk’s Rule Of Life #44

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I don’t necessarily agree with “merit pay” for teachers; you can try to educate all day long, but if the kid’s a dumbass then the kid’s a dumbass.


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November 23, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Pope Endorsing, Not Burning, Rubber

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So the pope is now all about putting a cap on jimmy. Wonder if he posted that on his Twitter account?

Pope Benedict XVI says in a new book that the use of condoms can be justified in some cases, such as for male prostitutes seeking to prevent the spread of HIV.

The pontiff made the comments in a book-length interview with a German journalist, “Light of the World: The Pope, the Church and the Signs of the Times.” The Vatican newspaper ran excerpts of the book Saturday.

I guess this is progress. Now if he would only do something about the ass-raping of alter boys by his priests.

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November 22, 2010 at 11:19 pm

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Jets’ Winning Drive

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Note to self: Stay away from national sports talk/coverage this week, what with N00-Yawk heroically going down the field in the waning moments against the league’s worst pass defense that gave up a hail mary touchdown pass last week.

Santonio Holmes caught a 6-yard touchdown pass from Mark Sanchez with 10 seconds left, lifting the New York Jets to a stunning 30-27 comeback victory over the Houston Texans on Sunday.

After the Jets blew a 16-point lead in the fourth quarter, they trailed 27-23 with less than a minute left. But Sanchez completed two passes to LaDainian Tomlinson, then had a pretty 42-yard throw to Braylon Edwards with 16 seconds remaining.

On the next play, Sanchez found Holmes streaking into the left corner of the end zone for the Jets’ winning score. A video replay confirmed that Holmes, whose 37-yard touchdown catch won last Sunday’s game at Cleveland in overtime, got both feet in bounds for New York (8-2).

It was another heartbreaking loss for the Texans (4-6), who fell last week on a desperation heave as time expired at Jacksonville.

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November 21, 2010 at 11:30 pm

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Watching Dead

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So today I decided to go on Comcast OnDemand and take a gander at the “Walking Dead” show on AMC.

I like. A lot.

I’m not a huge zombie fan but I don’t necessarily hate the genre. However, I think the George Romero “Dead” series is way overrated. I also think the new “Dawn” is overrated. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’ll watch a zombie movie, but I don’t wank to these films like others do.

Here is some kkk-ommentary from watching the first three episodes.


— One thing I have to take note of are all the white-trash redneck characters. They may be wife-beating, racist, high-school dropouts, but at least they’re still alive, baby.

— If there is a zombie outbreak, who in their right mind would go to a major urban area? Seriously. I don’t even venture into the city now.

— After seeing what happened to the horse in the first episode, I know this won’t be a series I’ll be watching with the better half.

— I have to admit that I thought the main character was really going to shoot himself under the tank. Well done.


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November 21, 2010 at 12:22 am

Posted in Entertainment

Top KK’s Korner Searches For 11/20/10

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lsu football locker and jersey photo
navel finger
finger in navel
fort dix sal paolantonio
finger in bellybutton
that’s my belly button
wookie tanks
boy in my belly
female sprinter ass
nfl players who attended nassau community college
get in mah belly girl

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November 20, 2010 at 2:36 am

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #43

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I like my face smooth as a baby’s bottom, which might explain what comes out of my mouth.

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November 20, 2010 at 2:27 am

Being Trapped In A Cell Phone

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So tonight the better half and I went out to the mall and got some phat new cell phones.

Mrs. kkk gets this discount through her workplace and we share four phones — two for us, two for my in-laws — at some family rate.

This is the only reason I have a cell phone. I hate these things.

I understand the need for cell phones, but these things are nothing more than an electronic leash. With the exception of calling Mrs. kkk to let her know I’m backed up in traffic and that I’ll let her know when I’m closer to picking her up from work (we commute together), I never use my cell phone. OK, I lied. I sometimes call her from the grocery store if I forgot what she wanted from the weekly trip. OK, I lied again. We also use cell phones during Black Friday to coordinate our locations within a store. But that’s all. For the most part.

Actually, here’s what I really want to bitch about. I just want a phone. I don’t care about texting. I don’t care about taking pictures. I just want a phone with big buttons.

When the smoke settled, I ended up with an LG something-or-other. It calls other people and … and … it has this mini-keyboard compartment thing for texting that I have no clue how to unlock. Why did the better half and I agree on this model? It was the cheapest available and was buy-one-get-one-free. Now I can’t wait to get those debit rebate cards that work anywhere except the actual store you want to use them at. I’m sure sometime this weekend Mrs. kkk will take a picture of the cats on my phone and make that my phone’s wallpaper.

And the funny thing is that after a week I’ll get used to this new phone’s smaller number pad and the fact it no longer fits in my cell phone holder device. Then two years later when it’s time to get another phone I’ll be bitching because that new model will have even SMALLER buttons and a bunch of features I’ll be indifferent towards.

I’m not a technophobe, but cell phones just don’t do it for me. If I want to go on the Internet, I’ll do it in the comfort of my home in front of a 23-inch computer monitor. When I’m out, I’m out. Then again, I listen to an MP3 player when I’m out shopping, so perhaps I’m not the one to be issuing commentary on the subject of social activities.

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November 19, 2010 at 11:08 pm

Posted in Life