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Undecided On Wanting Auburn To Remain Unbeaten

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It’s the middle of the first quarter, and I’m still undecided on who I want to win the SEC Championship Game — Auburn or South Carolina.

I would normally pull for Auburn due to the racism head coach Gene Chizik endured when he became the head coach a few years ago.

However, I want as much chaos as possible in the BcS system, so I want there to be just one undefeated team by day’s end — TCU.

I’d be content with either Auburn or Oregon losing today, but Auburn is playing a better team than Oregon. Therefore, if you go by the numbers South Carolina has a better chance of pulling the upset on Auburn than Oregon State has of defeating its in-state rival.

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December 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm

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White-Out In Cincinnati

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So I’m switching channels between the Cincinnati/Pitt game and the SMU/UCF game. I heard this broadcasting gem from the Cincy/Pitt commentators.

But first let me set this up: The game is being played in Cincinnati and it is snowing. The Pitt players are in all-white uniforms, making them blend in quite well with the surroundings.

The one broadcaster says that this “camouflage” will help the Pitt defense because the Cincinnati quarterback won’t be able to see them out on the field.

True, but wouldn’t it also affect the Pitt offense because the Pitt quarterback won’t be able to see his receivers on the field either?

While the Pitt quarterback benefits with the knowledge of knowing the play, he is also hampered if his receiver screws up the route.

That’s all. Thank you drive-thru.

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December 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm

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