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Call It As I See It (In The Phone Book)

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So some legal firm spent the day calling every person in the phone book with the same last maiden name as Mrs. kkk looking for the crack-whore sister-in-law. And we weren’t part of the club this time. 😦

Oh well, there’s always the next bill collector.

These phone calls are nothing new. Some lawyer or credit card/collections agency chums the waters with cold-calling looking for the crack-whore sister-in-law (and sometimes even the crack-whore niece-in-law; she’s growing up so fast), and we are oftentimes included in these “sweeps.” I find it funny that when these people contact my brother-in-law, he actually offers to drive these people to the crack-whore sister-in-law’s apartment, but these legal beagles never take him up on the offer.

Hell, I’d probably give these people the same offer. That is if the better half would let me interact with people calling the house.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

January 5, 2011 at 1:39 am

Posted in Life