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Petty Politics

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You know, I say my fair share about the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher, but enough is enough.

After the death of Osama bin Laden, some Republicans have come out and said shit like, “Well if it wasn’t for George W. Bush and his commitment to the WAR ON TERROR, the Muslim Wookie Fucker wouldn’t have been able to get bin Laden.”

Well, OK, maybe these people didn’t say, “Muslim Wookie Fucker.” But they’ve pretty much said the rest.

Come on, now. It makes you look petty and stupid.

Kenyan Koffee Fetcher followers will claim his “go-ahead” to get bin Laden is one of the most courageous things any human has done since recorded history. Equally dumb are those on the other side saying things like what I mentioned above.

Those people in the middle of the political spectrum probably give the Muslim Wookie Fucker a pat on the back for letting the military do its job and let Osama meet Allah face-to-face. These were the same people who thought, whether right or wrong, the previous president thought he was acting in the country’s best interest in regards to national security.

I guess what I’m trying to say is can’t we all just get along ONCE IN A WHILE?

Sometimes I hate partisanship — and this coming from someone that edits out the name in news articles of the current occupier in the White House.


Written by kkktookmybabyaway

March 25, 2011 at 10:22 pm

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Off-Continent Drilling

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Drill, Baby, Drill. If you’re from Brazil.

While leaving U.S. oil and jobs in the ground, the Kenyan Koffee Fetcher tells a South American neighbor that we’ll help it develop its offshore resources so we can one day import its oil. WHAT?!?

With Japan staggered by a natural disaster and a nuclear crisis, cruise missiles launched against Libya in our third Middle East conflict and a majority of U.S. senators complaining about a lack of leadership on the budget, President Obama decided it would be a good time to schmooze with Brazilians.

His “What, me worry?” presidency has given both Americans and our allies plenty to worry about. But in the process of making nice with Brazil, the Muslim Wookie Fucker made a mind-boggling announcement that should make even his most loyal supporter cringe:

We will help Brazil develop its offshore oil so we can one day import it.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm

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