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Where’s “Voting Democrat”?

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OK, I’m not posting the entire article. I’ll just list the seven things Cracked.com is telling us what we’re doing wrong.

7) Pooping.

6) Bathing.

5) Breathing.

4) Sleeping.

3) Having Babies.

2) Tooth Brushing.

1) Sitting.

Some of these makes sense — Sitting and Tooth Brushing, come to mind.

But Pooping. As long as it comes out, how are you doing it wrong? (Yeah, I know. I read what Cracked wrote.)

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

April 21, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Posted in Life

Caught Reds-Handed

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Stealing $60 of stuff from Macey’s (allegedly). So all he took was a toothbrush and hair comb?

In a stunning case of alleged retail theft that makes little sense to anybody, Cincinnati Reds pitcher Mike Leake(notes) was arrested and booked Monday afternoon for allegedly stealing $59.88 worth of merchandise from a Macy’s department store in downtown Cincy.

The second-year right-hander, in case you’re wondering, makes $425,000 a year and received a $2.3 million signing bonus after being drafted out of Arizona State.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

April 21, 2011 at 11:55 am

Posted in Sports