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Wedding Pains

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So I heard on the news this morning a list of some potential Royal Wedding crashers for Friday’s big event:

IRA
Al-qaeda
organized anarchists (whatever that means)

Pft.

Let’s see William and What’s-Her-Name deal with my family and the crack-whore sister-in-law.

Let’s see William and What’s-Her-Name get a call from my father-in-law the day before the wedding (and two weeks after RSVPs were due) asking if it was too late to add 8 additional people, saying that “you know our family doesn’t do RSVPs.”

Let’s see William and What’s-Her-Name almost miss the actual ceremony because the groom was waiting for his old man to show up before heading to the church, only to at the last second that he just decided to arrive at the church without telling the groom and groomsmen.

Let’s see William and What’s-Her-Name deal with the mother-in-law coming up to them after the couple’s first dance together and telling them that William was dragging his feet.

The queen will not be amused.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

April 25, 2011 at 12:44 pm

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