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kkk’s Rule Of Life #73

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Funny how some people think the term “do-nothing Congress” is an insult.

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June 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm

A Little Help Goes A Long Way

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About a week or so ago I made a remark about how I don’t donate money to organizations. (See the comments section.)

Well that lasted long.

Last night I saw this news story and my blood pressure boiled.

A Carrick woman and her two sons have been evicted and the house they lived in has been condemned after police found more than 40 neglected cats inside the home.

I sent $100 to Animal Friends. And you can, too by clicking here. Any little amount helps. You don’t want to be a bigger tightwad than me, do you?

Please note I didn’t reveal my amount donated to thump my chest or anything like that. I just believe if you are going to ask others to donate that you better provide full disclosure. I have a few hundred dollars available in my “pissing around” money envelope, and I decided to send some to Animal Friends. Hey, times are tough in the HUSSEIN RECESSION, so every little bit helps.

Oh, and if you donate to the Red Cross, you are supporting the gutter trash that caused all this to happen. Why these people aren’t being put down or sent out into the woods to fend for themselves is beyond me. Maybe that’s why I’m not in any position of authority in this world.

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June 12, 2011 at 1:57 pm

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kkk’s Rule Of Life #72

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Rain is Mother Nature’s car wash, and best of all it’s free of charge (unless a tree or something falls on your vehicle).

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June 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Lost Laundry Is Quite A Load

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So that’s where my missing load of laundry was all of last week.

It was in the … washing machine.

*sniffs contents inside appliance*

And it’s going to stay in the washing machine for another load. Blech.

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June 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

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Weiner Gives Good Headlines

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In case you wanted a summary of some of the better Anthony’s Weiner headlines from the last few weeks.

Here’s a selection of the best Weiner/wiener headline puns:

1. The Wiener works – his wife’s preggers (New York Daily News)

2. Congressman wants Weiner probe (Fox News)

3. Boehner won’t bite on Weiner (CNS News)

4. Mounting pressure on Weiner (CNN)

5. A tough news package to handle (Time)

6. Weiner is shrinking (New York Post – later changed online to “Rep Weiner skips two high-profile parades” but the url gives the game away)

7. Erections have consequences (New York Post)

8. Battle of the Bulge: Weiner Exposed (New York Post)

9. Lots of guys pull a Weiner (New York Daily News)

10. “Weiner hung out to dry – Fellow Dems keeping hands off Anthony’s expanding scandal” (New York Post)

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June 12, 2011 at 9:46 am

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