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Archive for June 19th, 2011

Make Sure You Don’t Get Cooked When There’s An Intruder

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So earlier today we had a cookout for the father-in-law. The crack-whore sister-in-law and the crack-whore niece-in-law didnt show up, so everybody had a good time.

The highlight of the event was when my 15-year-old nephew scolded his father (my brother-in-law) for getting a new gun and says that if someone breaks into your house you should leave and call the police. The brother-in-law’s “WTF” look and subsequent response just made my week, and it’s only Sunday.

Oh these next few years with the government-schooled kid and his redneckish father are going to be great.

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June 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm

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Taking The Shirts Off Their Rack

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So yesterday I went to stock up on my Covington shirts at the nearby Sears. Because Sears had these shirts on sale and giving out a $25 gift card for every $50 spent, I figured why wait until Black Friday to stock up on my work shirts?

I’m a real fashion follower. I probably now have about 30 of these shirts in my closet. They are loose. They are comfortable. They are cheap (when on sale). They are durable enough for me.

So I went to Sears and got my shirts (among a few other clothing items). I then went to the cashier, who then tried (multiple times) pimping a Sears card. Not only that, she asked if I wanted to donate to some organization. She also asked if I wanted to take part in some other promotion, but by this time I was zoning out and saying stuff like, “Well I just like getting ripped off.”

But I’m not mad. In fact, I feel bad for department store cashiers having to pimp store credit cards and all sorts of other junk onto customers rather than just focusing on a cash transaction. Kind of a bummer when these stores operate first as credit agencies rather than places where goods are simply purchased.

Guess it’s just another example of gettin’ all corporationy.

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June 19, 2011 at 12:59 pm

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This Organization Was A Real Help

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InventHelp has the best end-of-ad disclaimer, basically saying “Your idea is probably stupid and will be a huge waste of everybody’s time.”

Don’t believe me? Peep this:

Actually, InventHelp has helped me out in the past. Last year at work some guy claimed he had this device that would change the way we collect and store energy. This had absolutely nothing to do with my job (some a-hole transferred him over to me to get rid of him), and I couldn’t get this loon to go away, so I told him to contact InventHelp. Gave the phone number and everything.

Guess that’s why there’s that end-of-ad disclaimer.

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June 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm

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