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Toddlers & Tiaras & Train Wrecks

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So I had several episodes of “Toddlers & Tiaras” on DVR. I hoped this would be the abomination I’m was fully expecting.

I wasn’t disappointed. Wow. My instant thoughts from the several episodes I watched.

— There was an ELEVEN-WEEK OLD DIVISION?

— I think the scariest people on this show are the emcees, particularly the male ones.

— Is it wrong that I laughed as hard as I did at those who cried because they didn’t win the ultimate mega supreme with stuffed crust award?

— What line of B.S. do the show’s producers feed these parents to make them think appearing on TV is a good idea? Especially since this is not the first season in the series.

Not sure if this show warrants a “series” recording on the ol’ DVR. I’ll probably scan the channel lineup another time or two in the months ahead and record additional episodes if I’m in the mood for it.

Used the Chris Hansen animated gif twice in one day. Zoinks, yo.

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Written by kkktookmybabyaway

June 30, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Posted in Entertainment

Dryer Heat

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Well, if the drying machine decided to call it a career at the kkk Manor.

There could have been a lot worse times of the year for the dryer to do so, what with the Fourth of July sales that are just around the corner. Eleven years, three moves and two states later: peace out.

Not bad for a $500 set.

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

June 30, 2011 at 4:14 pm

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To Catch Catching A Predator

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This story still doesn’t take away from the awesomeness that was “To Catch A Predator.” Now won’t you please have a seat over there?

He’s made his name with a controversial show that catches would-be internet sex perverts in televised stings.

But now Chris Hansen has found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics, after the married NBC anchor was secretly filmed on an illicit date with a blonde television reporter 20 years his junior.

Hansen, 51, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months.

Last weekend he was recorded taking Miss Caddell on a romantic dinner at the exclusive Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan, before spending the night at her Palm Beach apartment.

Hansen, who has two young sons, was caught in an undercover sting operation arranged by the National Enquirer.

Secret cameras filmed the couple as they arrived at the hotel for dinner and then drove back to her apartment – where the pair left, carrying luggage, at 8am the following day.

Hansen lives in Connecticut with his wife Mary, 53, but he has been spending more and more time in South Florida investigating the disappearance of James ‘Jimmy T’ Trindade – and allegedly sleeping with Miss Caddell.

I BAKED COOKIES!

Written by kkktookmybabyaway

June 30, 2011 at 4:05 pm

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