A Real Yo-Yo With Chitchat

So earlier today Mrs. kkk and I went to seven stores (yes, I kept track). In each store we had the following conversation take place with our cashier:

“Hi. How are you doing today?”

“Fine, thanks. And you?”

“Fine. Thanks for asking.”

Effective immediately, I’m skipping all this nonsense with a simple, “What up, yo?” I’m tired of it all.

I sympathize with cashiers putting up the facade of caring about how your day is going. I just wish there was this universal sign that could be used to indicated, “Just ring up my order and I’ll leave you alone.”

Could “What up, yo?” be that sign?

DEVELOPING…