Archive for July 15th, 2011
A Real Yo-Yo With Chitchat
So earlier today Mrs. kkk and I went to seven stores (yes, I kept track). In each store we had the following conversation take place with our cashier:
“Hi. How are you doing today?”
“Fine, thanks. And you?”
“Fine. Thanks for asking.”
Effective immediately, I’m skipping all this nonsense with a simple, “What up, yo?” I’m tired of it all.
I sympathize with cashiers putting up the facade of caring about how your day is going. I just wish there was this universal sign that could be used to indicated, “Just ring up my order and I’ll leave you alone.”
Could “What up, yo?” be that sign?